United Thread - 2023/24

[halfcenturyup]

“It’s all about the small balls.” - Eric Ten Hag, Brentford post-match interview

Classic! I like him.

 

[cheekybids]

I think the opposite

Coming into a team like ours, if you're not shit hot, you're going to look out of your depth very quickly

Even an experienced England International like Phillips looked clearly out of his depth, so imagine how a young player would look.

Coming into our team at 18 and having to be on the same wavelength as players like De Bruyne is much more difficult. Our style of play doesn't allow us to carry players.

It's easier to look good next to players like McTominay who are triers but not particularly good.

Every single game is important, can’t lose a point or a cup tie.

 

[Gray]

Thank God that Mason Mount wasn’t beatified after scoring, the Brentford equaliser put paid to that.

 

[halfcenturyup]

He's the most deluded arrogant buffoon that has coached them since baconface retired, even Mourinho didn't come up with the nonsense this bellend consistently does, which is why I hope he continues to manage them.

Naah. He can't compete with Mourinho's 'airy tidge.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Because it turned out that it was his knee rather than his hand and it was about a foot off.

Shockingly, the intern writing the minute by minute updates isn’t the great oracle of decision making.

The knee in an offside position shite again. Ah well, if the linesman flagged I can't complain as that is what I want, actually.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The wannabe future MIB boy band.

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What's really disturbing about that photo is that all of them have exactly the same haircuts

 

[JASR]

What's really disturbing about that photo is that all of them have exactly the same haircuts

Sheep gonna sheep

 

[bernard o'silver]

Classic Forest fan. The mobile phone bit is funny. Watch it.

He’s wearing his zebra PJ’s.

Was he on a trampoline

 

[babyape]

The opinion that Mainoo is ready is hilarious. Ive noticed Mainoo being lost in so many games & be lorded for making a few nice passes. It’s embarrassing but desperate for them to have a star that they believed it & again got him in the England team.

Long may it continue. Like the very poor Rashford and many other new world beaters, he’ll be given a 5 year £350k a week deal based on smoke being blown up their arses and stink the place out thereafter.

The real United Way.

 

[vincent]

Those 5 subs cost a combine fee of 350m… they made no difference at all against a poor Brentford team. Embarrassing.