United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

These lot are going to have their own tv show soon, they're getting too funny for their own doing.

I think that comedy sketch shows aren’t likely to return to TV. They can be expensive to make, but if they did, these two would make a great one.

 

[Spanishbob]

The missus’ dad is a rag (I know, I know). Missed the deadline to renew his season ticket of 29 years by a day or two. So he called them up. ‘Sorry we’ve given them away. If you get a membership for 100 quid you can pay another 100 quid to go on the waiting list for a season ticket’

What a club

Had a godshite rag in my local(uk). And was always asked by other rags why he didn’t go and see a game at the swamp and always said he couldn’t get a ticket. So after a few months of his shit I actually got a ticket for a rags game off a mate at work. So I walked into the pub Friday night and said to him this is your lucky day got a ticket for you Saturday to which he replied very quickly I can’t go the wife’s having her hair done that day and I’ve got to take her. Nuff said.

 

[bluemanchester]

Can anyone translate into words of no more than one syllable for us mere mortals that didn't invest much time analysing poetry in Failsworth in their youth.….....? :-)

Old Trafford is falling down,
Ten Haag is a fecking clown,
You should know the rest,-)

 

[Bluepetal]

How the mighty have fallen.

Does it ? I got the gist a little bit .. but thanks for the clarification.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Had a godshite rag in my local(uk). And was always asked by other rags why he didn’t go and see a game at the swamp and always said he couldn’t get a ticket. So after a few months of his shit I actually got a ticket for a rags game off a mate at work. So I walked into the pub Friday night and said to him this is your lucky day got a ticket for you Saturday to which he replied very quickly I can’t go the wife’s having her hair done that day and I’ve got to take her. Nuff said.

Godshite? Sally Army??

 

[One Fan Clapping]

There’s a reason City were chasing him before, like Rashford, they had to play him and accidentally ‘discovered’ him.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Has Greenwood been given the green light to go back?

Just seems odd that 5 of the womens team(including the captain) have left in the last week

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

2 bags of quavers, a half-eaten zinger burger and 300 pennies.

 

[bigA]

Does anyone know how much the Snapdragon shirt sponsorship deal is worth to the Rags?

£75 million per season. Is that an inflated figure Mr Masters?