United Thread | 2024/25

[Pingu the Penguin]

Their mard arse fans get very touchy if you mention the R word

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Their mard arse fans get very touchy if you mention the R word

They get very moody full stop as they don’t have the mental fortitude to handle their team being shit. Having banter with rag acquaintances in the pub or other social situations results in them ending spitting their dummy out or becoming aggressive. When we were going through the shit and bouncing through the divisions they loved mocking us and reminding how shit we were. Now the shoe is on the foot they simply cannot take it. God help them if they did get relegated trying to deal with that.

 

[pirate]

Their mard arse fans get very touchy if you mention the R word

so we mention it at every opportunity

the fuckers should be made to squirm

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Have they turned another corner yet?

The rhombicosidodecahedron cunts

 

[Blue Mist]

I think the plan is that 27% has a cunning plan; pretend to be working hard at reviving the SCUM whilst deliberately sabotaging it so that he can buy the other 73% at a lower price?
Why else are they doing so shit, so far its working a treat, just needs the share price to tank and then takeover complete.

Nah, the Glazers will realise what he's trying to do and sell to that fake Sheikh, you know the one in a suit when it suited the media and in traditional dress when they wanted to belittle him, that one.
Chemical Jim will then be forced to off load his at a huge mark down.

3 weeks later it will be revealed that the Sheikh doesn't own any oil wells, he's skint and can't remortgage his corner shop. The banks call the debt in, the rags go bust and everyone lives happily ever after.

The end.

 

[Really_here]

Nah, the Glazers will realise what he's trying to do and sell to that fake Sheikh, you know the one in a suit when it suited the media and in traditional dress when they wanted to belittle him, that one.
Chemical Jim will then be forced to off load his at a huge mark down.

3 weeks later it will be revealed that the Sheikh doesn't own any oil wells, he's sk8nt and can't remortgage his corner shop. The banks call the debt in, the rags go bust and everyone lives happily ever after.

The end.

Good story :)

 

[radcliffe1309]

Their mard arse fans get very touchy if you mention the R word

Relegation or Ratcliffe...probably both

 

[BridgyDids]

Relegation or Ratcliffe...probably both

Or Rock of Gibraltar?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Although they aren’t Amorim’s players he needs to have it in his locker to get a tune out of them and start moulding them into how he wants them to play. Remember when Mancini came in at similar point of the season with a squad of players that weren’t pulling their weight? There was an immediate uptick in performances, even Wolves’ new boss got a positive response from the players which might even see them above the rags at this rate.

Look how much Villa improved rapidly when Emery took over despite them not being his squad. Just walked in and got them playing.

 

[Really_here]

To be fair I don't think Mancini or Emery could have done a better job at Untied. The club is a complete mess and faces a massive money problem with crap players on long term expensive contracts that nobody will buy and it's all compounded by FFP. Relegation will make things massively worse 8-)