United Thread | 2024/25

[Indaparkside]

I hope it finishes 0-0 4 players sent off from each side 4 in hospital and Ferguson finally has a cardiac arrest while shitting on the bog

 

[roach3]

We’ve had our chips nicked and sharted on from a great height by seagulls.

Mate that’s fuckall go find his watchalong on the Crystal Palace 4-0 game
The guy should have his own show

 

[roach3]

Getting his wife involved as well, Copying the Irish Everton fan.

Yeh we know this but he’s still funny as fuk

 

[simmo]

£200m mainly on players the teams they were at wanted to offload.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Who does Howard Webb want to win?

That will go down well with the victims.

 

[NZBlue]

A new Man Utd​

published at 23:57 British Summer Time​

23:57 BST​

Simon Stone
BBC Sport's chief football news reporter

As we wait for confirmation of Jadon Sancho's loan move to Manchester United, it is worth thinking about the players who have left the club since the end of last season.


Looks like their pet gerbil stone should gen up on who Sancho plays for. (Well doesn't play for but you know what I mean)

 

[Damanino]

details of Sancho deal?

dont believe Sancho accepted some lower salary he was on mega bucks at United. but hope he signs a 10 year deal at Chelsea and if he flops there too that will bankrupt them:)

 

[roach3]

Looks like he’s fallen asleep pissed up and his mates have drawn on a beard with a permanent marker.

Just for Camels is never a good look!

Speaking of cunts where’s “may as well be Celtic” these days?

 

[roach3]

SSN proclaiming the rags' signing of Kone, as if it’s the transfer coup of the century.

Who?

 

[Vienna_70]

Who?

Exactly.