United Thread | 2024/25

So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.
 
So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.
You've missed out, 'bought an 80 million player for 40 mill that they've now sold for 5 quid, a box of assorted marbles and a 1970's World Cup Pannini sticker album.
 
It's incredible that yet again, like the Pogba financial fiasco being non reported, they have a player they paid possibly up to 80m for and will not have played for the club for 2 years whilst paying his wages. They are still bleeding money whilst getting nowhere with team re building.
I wonder if they are still paying Jose, off. Maybe Berada and Wilcox will do a Gundy when they realise the enormity of the task in front of them!

Toney would have won them games on his own and also put a much needed bomb under the dressing room.

Also, nearly forgot ... Scum
 
So they've signed:

Signed a £80m centre back that they made captain, They stripped him of the captaincy, Tried to sell him and also signed numerous centre backs to replace him.

Signed a £90m midfielder that they released earlier in his career, Bought him back for mega money, Let him go for free again.

Signed a £85m winger, Called his manager out in public, Went back on loan to the team that they gave £85m and now sent him on loan to a team that will challenge them for 7th.

Signed a £40m midfielder who will fit the bill of the "possession based" team that Ten Hag sets ups, They've sold him to Girona for 500k.

What. A. Club.
Not forgetting splashing out over £80 million on a Brazilian, whom the manager had worked with previously, and is rumoured to have known about allegations of domestic violence that have resurfaced during his time at the swamp.
 
- - - - - - - - - - - - Onana - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mazraoui - De Light - Martinez - Shaw
- - - - - - Casemiro - - Ugarte - - - - - -
- - Amad - - Fernandes - Garnacho -
- - - - - - - - - - - Høljund - - - - - - - - - - -

Sub options: Altay, Yoro, Evans, Maguire, Dalot, Mainoo, Mount, Eriksen, Rashford, Zhirkee

Once again Man United have "won the window" yet their XI and squad depth still looks like ass

I’ve never heard of half of those cunts
 

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