United Thread | 2024/25

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A new Man Utd​

published at 23:57 British Summer Time​

23:57 BST​

Simon Stone
BBC Sport's chief football news reporter

As we wait for confirmation of Jadon Sancho's loan move to Manchester United, it is worth thinking about the players who have left the club since the end of last season.


Looks like their pet gerbil stone should gen up on who Sancho plays for. (Well doesn't play for but you know what I mean)

State of that boat.

Ugly twat.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Sancho is known in football to be an absolute bell. Eye brows were raised when united signed him
Puzzling that chelsea have now

 

[Blueboy73]

State of that boat.

Ugly Rag twat.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Blue Mist]

The media have wanked lyrical about the rags transfers. If he stays it should be the biggest transfer news for them. Out of favour, moaning to his mates and bleeding 350k per week out of them.
Not that we will hear a thing from the sycophants about it.

Well that's me off Sky's pundit list. Shows what I know. Sadly you now have say that's a good transfer window for the scum. Getting rid of Sancho is the best deal of the window.

 

[East Level 2]

I hope it finishes 0-0 4 players sent off from each side 4 in hospital and Ferguson finally has a cardiac arrest while shitting on the bog

Shitting on the hard shoulder, surely.

 

[East Level 2]

SSN proclaiming the rags' signing of Kone, as if it’s the transfer coup of the century.

Who?

Harry Kone, scored loads for Bayern last season.
It's their "sounds like" transfer policy once again.

 

[madloaf]

I can't fucking stand Liverpool but I really hope the scousers batter them this weekend. Hearing Stone etc claim they've had a good transfer window. Fuck me. The desperation.

 

[handsofstone]

- - - - - - - - - - - - Onana - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mazraoui - De Light - Martinez - Shaw
- - - - - - Casemiro - - Ugarte - - - - - -
- - Amad - - Fernandes - Garnacho -
- - - - - - - - - - - Høljund - - - - - - - - - - -

Sub options: Altay, Yoro, Evans, Maguire, Dalot, Mainoo, Mount, Eriksen, Rashford, Zhirkee

Once again Man United have "won the window" yet their XI and squad depth still looks like ass

 

[oldhamblue]

Hear it every window. Theyve finally got a world class defender, or midfielder that will allow them to challenge. The shithole is a Bermuda Triangle for footballing ability. Theyve spent hundreds of millions in the last few years just to tread water. No matter who they buy theyre still shite.

Its fucking glorious isnt it?

 

[dickie davies]

Sancho is known in football to be an absolute bell. Eye brows were raised when united signed him
Puzzling that chelsea have now

Chelsea have done alright with Palmer and signed another city academy player in Lavia
They now have Sancho, so perhaps Muric and Delap are next!