United Thread | 2024/25

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Porto and Plzen?

Because they have to play the rags?

both great away days, was my point

 

[Vienna_70]

both great away days, was my point

Yeah, I thought that, but the rags being in the Europa League is just too much of an opportunity to take the piss out of them.

 

[deano ou812]

Who did they end up with in their group ?

 

[TonyM]

nearly weekend,i hope the bus wreckers absolutely smash them and the rags are pouring out into the streets at half time, we'l deal with liverpool in our own time

I'd love the opposite.

Murder the murders then go on a "run" ...

• Lose v Southampton away (very likely)
• Lose v Barnsey at home in the League Cup (anything possible)
• Lose v Palace away (pretty possible)
• Whatever in the Europa
• Draw v Spurs at home ( Save our Haag result)
• Draw v Villa away (The corner is turning)
• Lose v Brentford at home (Oops)
• Lose v West Ham away (Ten Haag must win v Chelsea next)
• Win v Chelsea at home (Yeessss Ten Haag survives another close shave)
• Draw v Leicester at home (OK still a point)
• Lose v Ipswich away (Just a blip)
• Draw v Everton at home (see - home form is decent. Just need a win away)
• Win v Arsenal away (Yeeehaw the corner is well and truly turned)
• Lose all other games barr doing the double over Liverpool and Arsenal. Ten Haag unfortunately loses his job and is promptly replaced by Gary Neville.

 

[cheekybids]

I'd love the opposite.

Murder the murders then go on a "run" ...

• Lose v Southampton away (very likely)
• Lose v Barnsey at home in the League Cup (anything possible)
• Lose v Palace away (pretty possible)
• Whatever in the Europa
• Draw v Spurs at home ( Save our Haag result)
• Draw v Villa away (The corner is turning)
• Lose v Brentford at home (Oops)
• Lose v West Ham away (Ten Haag must win v Chelsea next)
• Win v Chelsea at home (Yeessss Ten Haag survives another close shave)
• Draw v Leicester at home (OK still a point)
• Lose v Ipswich away (Just a blip)
• Draw v Everton at home (see - home form is decent. Just need a win away)
• Win v Arsenal away (Yeeehaw the corner is well and truly turned)
• Lose all other games barr doing the double over Liverpool and Arsenal. Ten Haag unfortunately loses his job and is promptly replaced by Gary Neville.

That puts them firmly in relegation trouble so it will be points deductions all round ……

 

[xgorton]

Should be fun Rangers away at Rags.

 

[Grassland Blue]

NOALL

Gallagher?

 

[freshie]

The rags with yet another easy European group

 

[Blue Mist]

All that money the council have spent on the refurbishment of Piccadilly Gardens, wasted.
Rangers are back in town. Hip hip fuckin' hooray.

I still hope they beat the scum

 

[Vienna_70]

It looks like Jaded is staying at the swamp.

That should be fun.

 

[East Level 2]

Should be fun Rangers away at Rags.

They won't have to worry about the leaky roof as Rangers will probably demolish the swamp. Scruffy Jim will then claim on the insurance.

 

[Blue Mist]

It looks like Jaded is staying at the swamp.

That should be fun.

The media have wanked lyrical about the rags transfers. If he stays it should be the biggest transfer news for them. Out of favour, moaning to his mates and bleeding 350k per week out of them.
Not that we will hear a thing from the sycophants about it.

 

[Brooklands Blue]

The media have wanked lyrical about the rags transfers. If he stays it should be the biggest transfer news for them. Out of favour, moaning to his mates and bleeding 350k per week out of them.
Not that we will hear a thing from the sycophants about it.

That's a truly beautiful summary of the chaos going on at the swamp.

 

[radcliffe1309]

I remember Rangers walking across the pitch at the swamp in the mid 70s
The fuckin Stretford end ran for the exits and nearly caused a stampeed, think it was a pre season friendly and my uncle took me there for something to do one afternoon.....I was a blue from that day on

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It's that time again! The "I don't care what the result is, either is fine by me!" weekend!

Rags win, Dippers lose: Liverpool given a setback in their title aspirations.
Dippers win, Rags lose: United add more to their misery.
Draw: Neither team benefits.

It's like a gimme.

Yeah but, come on the dips.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

It looks like Jaded is staying at the swamp.

That should be fun.

Has to be close to tge worst bit of business ever.
Apart from Anthony.
And giving phil Jones a new contract and never playing him.
The difference between how our Club is run and them bastard is night and day.
Let's hope it's last forever .
Your shit your rag bastards

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Has to be close to tge worst bit of business ever.
Apart from Anthony.
And giving phil Jones a new contract and never playing him.
The difference between how our Club is run and them bastard is night and day.
Let's hope it's last forever .
Your shit your rag bastards

You signed Jaden Sancho.
We signed Julian Alverez, Julian Alverez.

Ok, Julian isn't here now but the monies/trajectory of the players near enough mirrors the original version.

 

[Vienna_70]

SSN proclaiming the rags' signing of Kone, as if it’s the transfer coup of the century.

 

[big gaz]

It's not a good reflection on the Greek Justice system. If Tony from Middleton did the same he would be either fined and deported or in jail. A so called "famous " footballer does it and case dissappear. I guess money does talk.

Peter Kay might have got away with " famous " ffs, keep the day job blue ;-)