United Thread | 2024/25

citymad said:
More good news, one or two rag fans are warming to the idea of Southgate becoming the new manager. Imagine slabhead being recalled to the team. Our dreams just might be coming true!
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Slab and Rashford would be the fulcrum of the team, all the others would be their supporting artistes. Not only that but Southgate would demand the rag board make Bellingham the worlds first one-million pounds a week player.

Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and the usual gang to star in 'Carry On Raggies.' A bawdy romp about the worst football team in the world. Featuring guest stars like 25% Jim as the scarecrow, Rio Ferdinand as Plug, from the Bash Street Kids, and the Pisscan as the homeless drunk stumbling blindly through every scene muttering "Not in my lifetime."
 
GOULDYBOBS said:
Just seen a clip of Ratboy saying we wouldn't win the league in 23/24 because we had just won the treble.

A treble hangover he said.

"They must be exhausted after reaching utopia, they have matched nitdes treble. They won't beat that"
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We didn’t match the rags treble we beat it, we got more points and won the Champions league whilst being champions, unlike them as they weren’t champions the previous season. Ours was the perfect treble.
 
KentBlue said:
Slab and Rashford would be the fulcrum of the team, all the others would be their supporting artistes. Not only that but Southgate would demand the rag board make Bellingham the worlds first one-million pounds a week player.

Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and the usual gang to star in 'Carry On Raggies.' A bawdy romp about the worst football team in the world. Featuring guest stars like 25% Jim as the scarecrow, Rio Ferdinand as Plug, from the Bash Street Kids, and the Pisscan as the homeless drunk stumbling blindly through every scene muttering "Not in my lifetime."
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Hendo would be first through door
 
It occurs to me that someone could write a novel, in the style of 'The Damned United'. Piss Can's relation of the last decade. Probably need to wait for him to die, to avoid being sued, but what a laugh that could be.
 
standupifyouhatemanu said:
We didn’t match the rags treble we beat it, we got more points and won the Champions league whilst being champions, unlike them as they weren’t champions the previous season. Ours was the perfect treble.
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Made even more perfect by beating them in the Cup final.
 
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