United Thread | 2024/25

[Protein Junkie]

Lobbed this little beaut on the Talksport Facebook page yesterday.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Said before scuff jim has ruined what was Team Sky so hopefully he carries on ruining the rags

They own a third of Mercedes F1 gone from world domination to also rans. It’s noticeable a customer team in McLaren is in the hunt for the constructors championship and they aren’t. More of scruffy Jim’s magic touch.

 

[Grassland Blue]

...can I have chips, beans, sausage 2 fried eggs & toast with that?

Can I have scum, egg and chips without the scum?

 

[Gone for a Burton]

I was curious about how gash utd have been since the pisscan left so I tallied up league points since their last league win in 2013, 11 seasons ago.

Manchester City - 947pts
Liverpool - 863pts
Arsenal - 792pts
Chelsea - 768pts
Spurs - 755pts
utd - 749pts

They are fucking shit!

So....200 points in round figures or more than the equivalent of TWO seasons worth of points.

They really are shit and falling even further and faster behind us.

 

[fulabeer]

Love the Paddy Power advert stating that after the San Marino defeat, Liechtenstein are seeking a morale boosting friendly with the Rags.

 

[KS55]

There is a new group. Make united great swiftly. MUGS.

 

[Vienna_70]

Can I have scum, egg and chips without the scum?

I don’t like scum!

 

[Bluepetal]

then throw the spam out...and you have a lovely sandwich..

My mate once said , and I kid you not , spam stood for , squashed pork and meat … still makes me shoulder laugh 20 yrs on .

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Just seen a clip of Ratboy saying we wouldn't win the league in 23/24 because we had just won the treble.

A treble hangover he said.

"They must be exhausted after reaching utopia, they have matched nitdes treble. They won't beat that"

 

[MMA]

Said before scuff jim has ruined what was Team Sky so hopefully he carries on ruining the rags

He's not the Messiah..
He's a very naughty boy is scruffy Jim.

 

[HelloCity]

Found these two old screenshots in my files

 

[Vienna_70]

Found these two old screenshots in my files

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At least he was right about Bernardo.

 

[RodneyRodney]

It actually makes a really nice sandwich. Add lettuce, spring onion, cucumber, cress and a spoon of Branston's. Nectar of the Gods.

Can't get it bloody anywhere in Oz, and also Frank Cooper's Oxford - proper marmalade.

 

[RodneyRodney]

in my defence...m'lud...no one enjoys a bit of fried spam on a breakfast plate more than me...or battered and served with beans. No One. It has no place on a sandwich though. and I shall go to the fkin gallows steadfast in this beleif.

How about a deep-fried Mars bar with that ?

 

[RodneyRodney]

Can I have scum, egg and chips without the scum?

Only if they get relegated

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scum!

 

[citymad]

More good news, one or two rag fans are warming to the idea of Southgate becoming the new manager. Imagine slabhead being recalled to the team. Our dreams just might be coming true!

 

[surrounded by idiots]

Can't get it bloody anywhere in Oz, and also Frank Cooper's Oxford - proper marmalade.

I don't know about Tasmania, but in QLD they are both sold in Coles - maybe try online

 

[the talisman]

Can't get it bloody anywhere in Oz, and also Frank Cooper's Oxford - proper marmalade.

What? We get Branston in our local woolies (Cairns so by no means a big city)

 

[KentBlue]

More good news, one or two rag fans are warming to the idea of Southgate becoming the new manager. Imagine slabhead being recalled to the team. Our dreams just might be coming true!

Slab and Rashford would be the fulcrum of the team, all the others would be their supporting artistes. Not only that but Southgate would demand the rag board make Bellingham the worlds first one-million pounds a week player.

Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and the usual gang to star in 'Carry On Raggies.' A bawdy romp about the worst football team in the world. Featuring guest stars like 25% Jim as the scarecrow, Rio Ferdinand as Plug, from the Bash Street Kids, and the Pisscan as the homeless drunk stumbling blindly through every scene muttering "Not in my lifetime."