United Thread | 2024/25

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When the fuck are this club going to take their heads out of the sand and wisen up to the fact that it isn't the 80's anymore? Their reputation is in tatters and they have become the laughing joke of the Prem with their kamikaze approach to transfer windows. It's just a case of 'throw-enough-darts-you'll-eventually-hit-the-bullseye,' sort of thing.

All well and good if you're wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, but they are not. As we all know they are crippled with debt, but it seems like they've brought in Viv ('Spend, Spend, Spend') Nicholson to oversee their finances.
Once Ten Bob has finished signing every fucking Dutchman that owns a pair of football boots for astronomical fees, what are they going to do? They know they will very soon have to sack him because he has consistently proved he is not up to the job, and he is going to want a handsome little pay-day from them, of course he is. And then they'll have to start all over again with Waistcoat, and he'll ditch the squad and bring in his own favourites - Kane, Trent, Pickford, possibly Bellingham too, each and every one of them demanding exorbitant fees.

And they're still paying Pisscan millions for...well, whatever the fuck it is he does there.
What ever it is....long may it continue.
 
fuck me, they've painted the tunnel and put some flourescent tubes on the ceiling and they think it's gonna turn em into City, wankers
 
Has Mr 25% fixed the leaking roof yet with the money saved from sacking 250 people?
No you have misunderstood or you dont unerstand how consultancy works. Mr 25% hired a consultancy firm to find out how to save money. They suggested that to pay for their services the club needed to sack 250 people. That way it hasn't cost the club anything.
 
No you have misunderstood or you dont unerstand how consultancy works. Mr 25% hired a consultancy firm to find out how to save money. They suggested that to pay for their services the club needed to sack 250 people. That way it hasn't cost the club anything.
Ahh I get it now.
The consultants probably told them to keep the water feature at The Swamp and sell umbrellas and wellies to the gullible morons they call fans.
 
My first post on this seasons scum thread, let's be clear about one thing, they won the FA Cup because of a toe nail against a Championship team and the final against a team already on the beach (annoyingly). If it wasn't for that toe nail they'd wouldn't be in Europe and more than likely wouldn't have kept tent peg. They are no nearer us at the moment than they have been for the last decade. SCUM
 
My first post on this seasons scum thread, let's be clear about one thing, they won the FA Cup because of a toe nail against a Championship team and the final against a team already on the beach (annoyingly). If it wasn't for that toe nail they'd wouldn't be in Europe and more than likely wouldn't have kept tent peg. They are no nearer us at the moment than they have been for the last decade. SCUM
Get over it
It's History now
 
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