United Thread | 2024/25

[Protein Junkie]

Rag Cafe is full of it saying they want Rimjob out and Horseface back

Van Nosebagrooy was a stable influence.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Put your mind at rest.

It doesn’t rhyme.

At least, not in English.

Thanks
It was hurting my head

 

[Vienna_70]

Van Nosebagrooy was a stable influence.

But he didn’t want to be saddled with the responsibility of the manager’s job full time.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Seriously?

A few examples from their post match thread:
Gfooty: Well maybe it wasn't Ten Hag..
Anorim (sic) out

KirkDuyt: Bring back Ruud?

Good times: We lose that game with Ten Hag. We win it with Ruud.

PoTMS: Have to say we looked better under Ruud. Not sure we have the players for this system. We have a collection of shite players and it's square pegs in round holes.

Livewire1974: Same old crap. Ruud would have won it.

Could't be arsed reading it all, that's from about the first 12 replies.

 

[Vienna_70]

Five games unbeaten now for the rags.

Shout it from the rooftops!

 

[Blueknows]

Five games unbeaten now for the rags.

Shout it from the rooftops!

3 of them games against relegation favourites Ipswich and Leicester , a game they should have lost against chelsea and the other against a bunch of greek waiters...lol the rags are back

 

[BillCarlisle]

But he didn’t want to be saddled with the responsibility of the manager’s job full time.

Especially so playing hoof ball

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Only another 29 consecutive defeats to go, then United fans can hang a new 34 defeats banner at the Stretford End.

Absolutely pathetic.

Grown men, dressed in black(arf!), holding up a bed sheet, with childish words on it.


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I'd pin that in changing room, cheers for the kick up the arse raggys

 

[Vienna_70]

Especially so playing hoof ball

I’d imagine he’s been put out to grass.

 

[threespires]

Especially so playing hoof ball

I think he'd have bridled at the accusation that that's how they play.

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

Rag Cafe is full of it saying they want Rimjob out and Horseface back

Can you imagine him becoming a successful manager who they had and let go for another hope full failure :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Can you imagine him becoming a successful manager who they had and let go for another hope full failure :)

That would be fucking hilarious!

 

[Gazza]

I think he'd have bridled at the accusation that that's how they play.

Are we trotting the old ab-libs out again?

 

[Protein Junkie]

That centre back Martinez has a very high ceiling in my opinion.

I suppose most dwarves see that no matter what house they live in.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I see the old embarrassment Keane was offering an Ipswich (Ipswich) fan out yesterday. He told him he’d be ‘waiting for him in the car park’. Jesus wept.

On a serious note that’s an offence and he should be sacked on the spot.

 

[Mike N]

On a serious note that’s an offence and he should be sacked on the spot.

Takes an awful lot to get sacked by Sky!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Takes an awful lot to get sacked by Sky!

Any different from Coote calling Klopp a ****?

 

[dadnlad]

Put your mind at rest.

It doesn’t rhyme.

At least, not in English.

Is it not cockney rhyming slang

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Sheeran shouldn’t have apologised. He should have thanked Sky for being that disrespectful toward Amorim that they allowed his ginger head to interrupt his interview. Twist that knife, Ed!

 

[roman totale]

Are we trotting the old ab-libs out again?

Yes, but it won’t be furlong.