United Thread | 2024/25

[eyalluvitt]

It wasn't a red card. It was a yellow card. I have just seen it. It is important to be honest.

The Argie Midget did worse at Palace and got a yellow

 

[SamTheGuru]

I'm 61 and fingers crossed in pretty good health.....to use a baconface line....

Will I ever see them win the League?

Probably not in my lifetime.

I reckon you would be pretty safe even if you broke a Guiness World Record for longest person alive.

 

[Impeccable One]

The Chosen One - IN
Van G - IN
The Special One - IN
Ole at the Wheel - IN
The Swinton Shagger - IN and OUT
The Professor - IN
Ten Hag - Defo IN
Glazers - OUT
Plumbers - IN

You/They are only missing the “shake it all about”

 

[bennyboy]

Hopefully a 3 game ban for violent play.lol.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Is it safe to put the telly back on yet or is the weekly autopsy still ongoing?

Leave it off as they have got the Barnsley game on an endless loop.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

dunno what it is but recently, these past couple of years actually, United have an uncanny ability to make me happy!

Very strange, might have to go to the doctor.

 

[Franny 1234]

VNR was a top draw striker in his day. They bring him in to improve there forwards and they go backwards. ( can't polish a turd ) Then the idiots want him in as a intrim manager.
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING
MIND THE GAP

 

[Frank the Yank]

I wonder if the old bacon-faced bully was at the game today?

How ironic that the man who was at the head of the club’s golden era was the direct reason for the current situation.

Amazed he can show his face there. Let’s hope he lives to be 100.

He was. It was mentioned in the broadcast today.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Hopefully a 3 game ban for violent play.lol.

He's the captain, but when you think about it, it doesn't really matter if he gets a ban for 1, 2 or 3 games because he's dog shit anyway.

He's the epitome of a billy big bollocks player, a poor attitude, who thinks he's way better than he is. One of those players genuine top clubs wouldn't touch with a barge pole.