United Thread | 2024/25

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On the first day of Christmas Scruffy Jim gave to me:

Thirteenth in the table
Twelve weeks of Ashworth
Eleven tonnes of spoiled meat
Ten corners turned
Nine managers since slurgie
Eight counts of battery
Seven roofs-a-leaking
Sixty thousand empty seats
Five points behind City!
Four thousand Norwich scarves
Three shipped to Bournemouth
Two stars for mouse shit
And a billion in debt and it's growing
 
bluetonium said:
On the first day of Christmas Scruffy Jim gave to me:

Thirteenth in the table
Twelve weeks of Ashworth
Eleven tonnes of spoiled meat
Ten corners turned
Nine managers since slurgie
Eight counts of battery
Seven roofs-a-leaking
Sixty thousand empty seats
Five points behind City!
Four thousand Norwich scarves
Three shipped to Bournemouth
Two stars for mouse shit
And a billion in debt and it's growing
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Now THAT'S fuckin' festive fun mate :)
 
Heard that brexit Jim has changed the boxes at old trafford so they now get 45 minutes after the game instead of 2 hours (but for the same price). Also heard they have to sell rashford and possibly garnacho to balance the books. Said part of the reason ashworth went was because he didnt sack enough people!

I am in no way connected (especially not at united!) so huge pinch of salt and all that (for what its worth).

As for amorim, well im always wary of those bastards, but I'd bet very good money this won't end well. He seems too nice a bloke and there are signs of the job looking too big for him already. Hopefully mean a waste of this season, a waste of another summer transfer window and then another sacking and payoff
 
The Racistgraph aka Telegraph have done a piece on Ten Hags contract renewal.
The rags invoked the 12 month contract extension on July 4th.
Almost immediately after they began interviewing other potential managers.... 'at least half a dozen other managers'.
They go on to name Tuchel, De Zerbi, Kierran McKenna, Marco Silva and Pochetino who they had spoken to at the end of last season, before renewing Ten Hags contract.
Basically they have interviewed at least 5 managers who said no chance before keeping Ten Hag and 11 managers in total, all of whom told them to fuck right off, before they, in desperation asked Amorim.

And still the media say he is the New Chosen One. How about The Only One ?
 
Really_here said:
I still struggle to believe how these 'influencers' manage to make a good living producing shit day in, day out too.
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Influencers - that group of people do my head in.

Who are they actually influencing, I presume there must be millions of morons out there nobody with an ounce of intelligence could sit around watching that rubbish.
 
Blue Mist said:
It shouts out corruption.
Only a few months ago the kitchens were closed down and given a zero rating after punters got food poisoning after eating under cooked chicken.
Within a week or so they were back open on 4 or 5 stars.
Now this, bent as it comes.
A restaurant on the high street would be closed for months.
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They used to sell dodgy meat in the past - so this is nothing new.
 
Blue Mist said:
No way, next you'll be telling me it was the Chairman of the club, selling it to schools.
I've no time for your bitter bertie stuff. You just make it up.


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It's true mate!

And in other news, Dave Whelan once broke his leg.
He doesn't like to talk about it though......
 
Blue Mist said:
They go on to name Tuchel, De Zerbi, Kierran McKenna, Marco Silva and Pochetino who they had spoken to at the end of last season, before renewing Ten Hags contract.
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I have heard similar from different people. Not people in the know, just friend-of-a-friend stuff, and regardless of the truth behind these rumours it's nice to hear some criticisms being aimed at the Trafford Teflons for a change.
And even if true it's merely scratching at the surface because I have long been convinced there is something deeply concerning going at that club, and it started around the same time the Premier League and Sly's monopoly started.
Once the evil overlord is gone I think we will be seeing more and more of what has really been going on at that pungent cesspit they call a football club.
 
KentBlue said:
I have heard similar from different people. Not people in the know, just friend-of-a-friend stuff, and regardless of the truth behind these rumours it's nice to hear some criticisms being aimed at the Trafford Teflons for a change.
And even if true it's merely scratching at the surface because I have long been convinced there is something deeply concerning going at that club, and it started around the same time the Premier League and Sly's monopoly started.
Once the evil overlord is gone I think we will be seeing more and more of what has really been going on at that pungent cesspit they call a football club.
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The Telegraph fawn over the rags, (normally) which is why this is a very interesting article.
Basically, forget the lies about the FA Cup win keeping him in his job, no other manager would take it.
They were forced to keep him.
I'm like you, there is a huge cover up that has been going on for years.
Go back to the souvenir shop being owned in secret by Busby, the dodgy meat mentioned by @Grassland Blue, both covered up and then glossed over by the media, but small in comparison to what is (possibly) happening now.
Remember the Bebe transfer, the allegation that the gpc took cash payments and on another occasion a very expensive watch ?
No one would dare reveal the truth about that crook Robert Maxwell when he was alive. They were too frightened. I wonder if/when a tsunami of shite will hit this lot.
 
bluetonium said:
On the first day of Christmas Scruffy Jim gave to me:

Thirteenth in the table
Twelve weeks of Ashworth
Eleven tonnes of spoiled meat
Ten corners turned
Nine managers since slurgie
Eight counts of battery
Seven roofs-a-leaking
Sixty thousand empty seats
Five points behind City!
Four thousand Norwich scarves
Three shipped to Bournemouth
Two stars for mouse shit
And a billion in debt and it's growing
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Brilliant
 
Blue Mist said:
Go back to the souvenir shop being owned in secret by Busby,
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Didn't know this one. Not surprising though. The whole foundations are built on lies and corruption, brown envelopes and off-shore accounts. But when you have a fawning media scared to ask questions you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want.
 
freshie said:
This is a very damning article. God bless Scruffy Jim



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Wowee that’s pretty damning read.

Some interesting point - they seem to have a fair few ex-CFG staff over and above the high profile ones.

….‘In that light, some staff at United are making contingency plans and looking at opportunities elsewhere. For instance, the commercial director at a different north-west football club is sitting on around a dozen applications from current United employees’ - abandon ship!
 
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