United Thread | 2024/25

[mac]

Rat faced Neville said yesterday that they have got all the right people installed behind the scenes now. How the fuck does he know if they will succeed. He is one stupid fucker

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Have to agree - just wait until he gets the bit between his teeth …

I bet he's jockeying for the position right now

 

[KS55]

From the caf:
Comment: Martial would have scored that.
Response: If the person pushing his wheelchair had timed his run.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Agreed.

I don't have it in me to hate a 19 year old English lad from Stockport even if they are playing for United. Sticking him in with Casemiro whose legs have gone in order to let Fernandes have a free role and for none of the attacking four to get back is absolutely terrible for their team (good) and terrible for the poor lad's development (like I say, I wish I didn't care but I do). He needs a couple of games out and a new system but United have spent all this money and still don't have a better system so he'll get played into the ground, people will start blaming him, and before the season is done he'll be ruined. I'd love to see what he could do with a few years playing for Pep.

Any **** who plays for the vermin i can hate at the drop of a hat

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I bet he's jockeying for the position right now

He certainly has the whip hand

 

[DrBlueBob]

Not his fault they’re saddled with so much debt

He'll bridle at some of these responses so we should just rein it in.

 

[the blue panther]

I missed the match yesterday. Can anyone tell me what time the car came on ?

You know, it always drives on, someone tooting a rubber horn, as it stops the engine blows up, all the doors fall off and the wheels collape. That car.

It came on very early. Casemiro as the reliable driver we've come to know and love - generous to a fault, and hilariously giving presents out all over the place - his colleagues were miles up the pitch so he honked his horn and threw them to the ones nearest him - usually in white.
They had a little apprentice on next to him - poor little thing - apparently he'd been given a plan, but his baby-legs couldn't carry him, so he was just padding around like a lost little lamb. Apparently, he's "England" material!
We thought the fun had ended at half time when they changed drivers, but the car obviously had more fuel in it than they realised. Later, the stars came on - 'Opeless 'Arry; Eric the Old - the heartbeat of the squad - it was great! Even the laughing gnome - Martinez - he got in on the act late on and did one of them falling-over-backwards-kicks and his leg nearly fell off!
Shame it didn't rain so we could have finished with the waterfall routines, but, never mind, hey? Another day - another plan. Bless!
Ten Fags didn't look pleased though - maybe someone misread the script.

 

[KS55]

He'll bridle at some of these responses so we should just rein it in.

He’ll need gingering up.

 

[Vienna_70]

They did exactly the same with Rashford when he burst onto the scene,,,,and look at him now,

That’s exactly my point.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

From the caf:
Comment: Martial would have scored that.
Response: If the person pushing his wheelchair had timed his run.

Whilst funny, it’s telling that they didn’t reference Hojlund as they know he’d have missed it too.

Imagine pining for Martial. They’re broken.