United Thread | 2024/25

[Cityfan]

What about Director of football negotiations ffs

I think that's someone who pays of the refs.

 

[jimharri]

Only because of him. Do you think Coleen from Widnes could generate such a social media presence?

Undoubtedly, being Mrs Wayne Rooney has opened doors that would have remained closed if she was plain old Coleen McLoughlin. Naive to think otherwise

 

[RodneyRodney]

Sod that, Quentin Tarantino more like.

or maybe Sam Peckinpah

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Undoubtedly, being Mrs Wayne Rooney has opened doors that would have remained closed if she was plain old Coleen McLoughlin. Naive to think otherwise

Must be wide doors to get his fat arse and gut through

 

[KentBlue]

All joking aside, Shrek really has let himself go a bit. He'll be lucky to see 50 if he carries on like he is. Could be poor diet, but I reckon it's booze.

 

[blue by birth]

Just got stuck in the Denton carnival and an HGV was coming through the middle of the parked cars with a big united crest in the back of the drivers cab..I shouted to him. Mind the gap ..the look in his face was priceless

 

[jimharri]

Must be wide doors to get his fat arse and gut through

Now now; be nice.

 

[N1985]

Only because of him. Do you think Coleen from Widnes could generate such a social media presence?

Absolutely not but she could have fucked off years ago with her 50 million.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Luke Shaw's certainly gained some weight /s
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So that’s what the sooper dooper all singing and dancing tunnel upgrade was about. Didn’t realise that they had widened it too.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

All joking aside, Shrek really has let himself go a bit. He'll be lucky to see 50 if he carries on like he is. Could be poor diet, but I reckon it's booze.

Prob both .
No way has Colleen from widnes got time to prepare nutriuos meals , too busy on social media .