United Thread | 2024/25

[Skrastins]

Is it a sign that Pep is staying?

Dunno, but Pep would stay 1 or 2 years regardless

 

[jimharri]

Finally he gets to manage a proper big cloob
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Can you imagine the reaction on Murkyside if he took the gig?

 

[jimharri]

Sky Sports saying that they are in talks with Amorim.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Sky Sports saying that they are in talks with Amorim.

If he's stupid enough to take that job, he's not got what it takes to do this one.

 

[come-on-barney]

I always thought Amorim’s Comments were telling, when he and Viana were on different paths.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Well, thats a downer ngl

Pep wouldn’t leave us in the lurch. If we had pencilled in Amorim to be the next manager, Pep would likely stay until we were sorted.

Also, Amorim wouldn’t be entertaining the rag job either!

 

[tregyblue61]

STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. STOP TAKING THE PISS!

I've only read back 20 pages, I can't stop laughing. I want to go and make me dinner.

Bloody BM is full of comedians.

 

[jimharri]

STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. STOP TAKING THE PISS!

I've only read back 20 pages, I can't stop laughing. I want to go and make me dinner.

Bloody BM is full of comedians.

You should visit the match threads!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Whoever the fuck it is I can’t wait for the media telling us how he’s the best in the business as usual. Wankers

Amorim apparently.
Thing is though they already have with him.
He was nailed on for the dippers at one point and the obligatory fawning and associated bollocks took place until they realised that a baldy Dutch bloke was the new messiah.
At least it will just be a copy and paste job for our wonderful press.

 

[remember arthur mann]

STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. STOP TAKING THE PISS!

I've only read back 20 pages, I can't stop laughing. I want to go and make me dinner.

Bloody BM is full of comedians.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Whoever the fuck it is I can’t wait for the media telling us how he’s the best in the business as usual. Wankers

Sky have just ejaculated red spunk by showing his team being top of a powerhouse of a league in some country called Portugal.

Team in 3rd a few points back are called “Santa Clara” ffs.

 

[fulabeer]

This is how it ended. Having to sneak out of the training ground.
Hold your head up high Agent Tent Peg!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Live on Sky Sports+ Wednesday 30th October
Manchester United v Leicester City (19:45)

Referee: Andrew Madley

Assistants: Nick Hopton and Constantine Hatzidakis

Fourth Official : Michael Salisbury

In the studio : Paul Furlong and Eric Canterna

Going: Good to firm.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Amorim apparently.
Thing is though they already have with him.
He was nailed on for the dippers at one point and the obligatory fawning and associated bollocks took place until they realised that a baldy Dutch bloke was the new messiah.
At least it will just be a copy and paste job for our wonderful press.

Viana going might have changed his mind about leaving though.

If he does go to the swamp, it’d make our game at Sporting slightly easier.

 

[Bluesince1979]

I remember when Moyes started and straight it was rubbish and some supporter said “ this is not what we are all about.” Well, it is now, it has been for over 10 years and it will continue to be. What a great time to be a blue!

In between busby and the hard shoulder shitter they sacked managers for fun. Post GPC theyre going through coaches quicker.

I recall a convo with a silly billy red when GPC was in charge and we were sacking coaches aplenty, he came out with the immortal line, “well its not the united way to sack our coaches”

I replied that it was easy to fuckin say that when they had a generational manager who delivered trophies and bought he wished off whomever he wanted to

It was lost on the daft ****. Just mumbled “yernited way”

 

[Rory Bluelow]

What a comedy club they are. Fucking hilarious about the horse faced twat interim manager deleting his blackface pictures. And Garnancho at the Balloon Door dressed up as Lurch from the Addams Family. (Tried but failed to attach a photo from the DT - well worth a look :)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Clear out?

Who's going to pay anything for

Mount
Maguire
Lindelof
Malacia
Bayindir
Casemiro
Eriksen
Antony
Shaw
Zirkzee
...etc

They're fucked! Can't sell anybody because nobody wants their shit and can't buy because they've got no money!

Fucking glorious!

And not many of them would anyway due to the ridiculous wages they’re on at t’swamp.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

This is going to be interesting.
They are skint and presumably a new manager will want funds.
Let's see how the Premier League see that one out.

Van horse face will relegate the fuckers, nailed on.

Just got a feeling he’ll be their Frank Lampard - going to try a different approach to the guys who were forced to patch the hull and bail…

It’s intriguing that every single experienced manager has taken the same route once they got in and saw what they were playing with…

Roll on the wallopings…

 

[shroom]

There's no way Amorim will last long enough to transform the $quad into a lung-busting, pressuring, possession-based format. Southgate is inevitable.

 

[Blue Til Death]

This is how it ended. Having to sneak out of the training ground.
Hold your head up high Agent Tent Peg!

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Fair play to him for mooning the press on his way out..!