United Thread | 2024/25

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They are getting a bit fucking giddy. Clowns.
They'll have the new.manager bounce. Ipswich this weekend. Much tougher tests to come. Give it to the New Year....few losses. But he'll be ok cos he looks like a Utd manager. The red media propaganda in full force.
 
The wankfest in the media over his first training session is unreal. Obviously United are pushing it to all the media outlets. But still.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
Which tbf is totally justified.

He just came across as an absolute idiot parroting incomprehensible shite.
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Ten Hag had no charm, charisma, likeability, personality etc. I wonder how he even got his point across to players or motivated them.

In fact Spurs interviewed Ten Hag before United and thats why Spurs rejected him.

Compare Ten Hag with someone like Ange, Ange is the type of manager players would want to fight for.
 
jrb said:
The wankfest in the media over his first training session is unreal. Obviously United are pushing it to all the media outlets. But still.
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Deja Vu

"No doubt Ten Hag has a plan in place to bring the best out of the individuals at his disposal."

"Ten Hag is also keen to foster a positive team spirit in the Red Devils dressing room and as a result has insisted that the squad must eat together and socialise after training."

"In an effort to prioritise on-ball drills during the opening sessions, Ten Hag has also reportedly told his staff to trim the grass to exactly 15mm, so that the players can quickly get up to speed with his passing demands."

and of course...

"United are still yet to make a major move in the transfer market but a deal for Barcelona and Holland midfielder Frenkie de Jong is nearing completion."
 
Quilted said:
Ten Hag had no charm, charisma, likeability, personality etc. I wonder how he even got his point across to players or motivated them.

In fact Spurs interviewed Ten Hag before United and thats why Spurs rejected him.

Compare Ten Hag with someone like Ange, Ange is the type of manager players would want to fight for.
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It became apparent that their superstar players clearly weren't in the least bit motivated by him.

They either won despite him or were assisted by officials to reach the dizzy heights of 14th in the league.

Whoever made that appointment clearly is nowhere near fit for the role of recruitment , and knows fuck all about the essential ingredients required for a half-decent management post.

How it never occurred to any of the useless cunts in their supposed management structure that the man had the personality of a doorstop is beyond comprehension.

scruffy jim has probably sacked some of the minions who were better equipped for the role than eth.

nd should if not done already have been sacked within days of his arrival.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
It became apparent that their superstar players clearly weren't in the least bit motivated by him.

They either won despite him or were assisted by officials to reach the dizzy heights of 14th in the league.

Whoever made that appointment clearly is nowhere near fit for the role of recruitment , and knows fuck all about the essential ingredients required for a half-decent management post.

How it never occurred to any of the useless cunts in their supposed management structure that the man had the personality of a doorstop is beyond comprehension.

scruffy jim has probably sacked some of the minions who were better equipped for the role than eth.

nd should if not done already have been sacked within days of his arrival.
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he motivated Ajax ?
 
Loving the spin that we've made a DESPERATE move to tie Pep down after they got our ONLY option.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's happening again. The delusion racks up to fucking silly heights before a ball is kicked.

Pep for 2.5 years? He'll face another 3 rag managers in that time.
 
jaiguruKun said:
According to Spitty "he looks and sounds like a Manchester UnIted manager."
Wtf does this even mean?
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I'm scratching my head here just thinking what the Dippers see and hear in their managers then.
They've gone from Bingo who acted like an amphetamine head to George Dawes on skunk.

Spitty really does talk shit
 
Typical these cunts only have bloody Ipswich for the new dickhead’s first game. Pisses me off already that ****, fucking media going on about him like he’s Pep mark 2. He’s just another random nobody from a minor league that will be gone in two seasons.
 
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