United Thread | 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just seen an advert for an evening with captain cripple at Turd Moor, claiming that he was the greatest club captain in English football.

Here’s what I put as one of the comments:

"The greatest club captain in English football?
Don’t make me laugh. He was injured all the time.
If he was that great a captain, why did the rags never win a league title, while he their was captain?"

I doubt that will go down very well.

 

[roach3]

I’ve just seen an advert for an evening with captain cripple at Turd Moor, claiming that he was the greatest club captain in English football.

Here’s what I put as one of the comments:

"The greatest club captain in English football?
Don’t make me laugh. He was injured all the time.
If he was that great a captain, why did the rags never win a league title, while he their was captain?"

I doubt that will go down very well.

If it’s that drunkard robson your talking about I remember on spitting image in the 80s they had a robson puppet with bits of him falling off every 10 seconds
The greatest captain sicknote there’s ever been

 

[BrianW]

I seem to remember a song about him - but better not put it on here as it would be classed as offensive in 2024.

 

[Vienna_70]

If it’s that drunkard robson your talking about I remember on spitting image in the 80s they had a robson puppet with bits of him falling off every 10 seconds
The greatest captain sicknote there’s ever been

Yep. That’s who it is.

 

[Vienna_70]

I seem to remember a song about him - but better not put it on here as it would be classed as offensive in 2024.

Oh, go one what’s the worst that can happen?

It can only be deleted by the mods, and you receive a ban. A small price to pay.

 

[big gaz]

I seem to remember a song about him - but better not put it on here as it would be classed as offensive in 2024.

Oh go on BW you know you want to ;-)

 

[big gaz]

Some people want us to sign this whopper!!

Waste of a trip the Mets got Sato for 600 mil for 15 years instead :-)

 

[KentBlue]

Robson was in the same league as Darren Anderton: a malingering, freeloading sponger who rode on the backs of every colleague he was on the pitch with.
Didn't he have to have a specially-made medal because he didn't qualify for a real one, he hadn't played enough games or something?
We used to call him 'glass shoulders.'

 

[TinFoilHat]

Spent more time dribbling in Clare Tomlinson's box than on the pitch.

 

[dadnlad]

Spent more time dribbling in Clare Tomlinson's box than on the pitch.

Ha ha ha she never recovered from this always gets graveyard shifts