United Thread | 2024/25

[Grassland Blue]

Interesting,

I hope we pick up and they win 2 of those,

Under NO circumstances could I want them to win anything!

 

[Hes the left back remember]

Tomorrow’s headlines will be Daily Mail reporter banned from united press conference

 

[spacecadet]

I dread to think what is scurrying around Klanfield and Goodison as we type.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Under NO circumstances c2ould I want them to win anything!

Not even if it meant you winning the title? I despise LFC more than anything in football but was dancing round my front room when Collymore slotted home against Newcastle.

 

[Grassland Blue]

And got a cycling man running a football club.

Because they need lots of pennies and farthimgs - do keep up!

;- )

 

[Grassland Blue]

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Points deduction incoming......

 

[Damanino]

Ratcliffe instructed Berrada to ask a monthly rent from each little animal. £3.5 per month.

 

[Gazza]

Ratcliffe instructed Berrada to ask a monthly rent from each little animal. £3.5 per month.

£66 - no concessions.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Blue Mist]

And loan him out to Girona

To sweep their car parks?

Fuck off, it's sunny out there.

 

[JASR]

United a place where players go to regress.
United a place where rats go to thrive.
And then, there’s Fernandes, caught between 2 aspects as usual.

 

[ysmsa]

Under NO circumstances could I want them to win anything!

Bigger picture,

Shit Rags take points off Dippers and Arse, get our title challenge back on track :-)

 

[Really_here]

Bigger picture,

Shit Rags take points off Dippers and Arse, get our title challenge back on track :-)

Nice thought but I don't think we'll be challenging for the title even if we win every game we've got left starting against Everton.

 

[I'm Blue]

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Hope the little fuckers can swim.

 

[ysmsa]

Nice thought but I don't think we'll be challenging for the title even if we win every game we've got left starting at Everton.

Ever the optimist me,

However, keeping eye on top 4 too so any points dropped above us will be welcome

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

United a place where players go to regress.
United a place where rats go to thrive.
And then, there’s Fernandes, caught between 2 aspects as usual.

There’s a banner to be made there.

 

[ysmsa]

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Bullshit, mice ain't stupid and keey dry and warm

It will be water rats!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bigger picture,

Shit Rags take points off Dippers and Arse, get our title challenge back on track :-)

2x 0-0 draws with a few red cards would be my preference.
(And maybe a couple of hamstrings!)

 

[Really_here]

Ever the optimist me,

However, keeping eye on top 4 too so any points dropped above us will be welcome

Top 4 is still something to hope for but we have to start by winning the next 3 and then demolishing Salford to get some positivity back in the team (and Pep).

 

[1961_vintage]

Great story - red cunts. Surprised the Fail have gone with it tbh?

Alternatively the guy who wrote the piece gets an extra fiver in his Scruffy Jim Xmas bonus for highlighting the tragedy of this dilapidated national treasure and (next article) the desperate and urgent need to secure public funding for a replacement stadium.