United Thread | 2024/25

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Loving the New Manager Bounce

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You really couldn’t make it up, could you?
I did for years - most often after a fair few pints of Joseph Holts’ finest.
A drunken dream that is fast becoming a reality.
Thing is though the worse better it gets the more of the aforementioned ale gets drank.
Damn you Joseph Holt!*


















*not really.
 
But the plastic prat up the road from me (who still doesn't talk to me, let alone acknowledge me) is still firm in his belief that the country should all get behind the rags because they are a 'national asset' - his words.

Petty, childish and vindictive, I'd say he suits the club he follows.
 
Amorim calling them the worst ever side is just his budget Mourinho impression, portray them as this dreadful £1billion side that's not his fault whilst he's in the honeymoon phase to give himself a bit of leeway when the results don't improve and set expectations at an all time low. It's not a bad plan to be fair.

There is absolutely nothing funnier and more fitting in football than United being screwed by the constraints of PSR. They pushed for it to keep others at bay and protect the advantage they had only for their unprecedented level of mismanagement to result in PSR shackling them. Delicious, delicious Irony.

They're running out of options now, their homegrown players are thin on the ground, Rashford will get them pennies now that the world see's how shit he is, mainoo and garnacho are the only assets they have that won't actually cost them money to sell, once they're gone, they're stuck with the garbage they have and no quick fixes.
Screwed by the constraints of PSR and that's after those nice people at the Premier League gave them an unprecedented £75m in "exceptional spending" allowances.
 
But the plastic prat up the road from me (who still doesn't talk to me, let alone acknowledge me) is still firm in his belief that the country should all get behind the rags because they are a 'national asset' - his words.

Petty, childish and vindictive, I'd say he suits the club he follows.
Their self righteousness is mind blowing isn't it.

I was discussing with a rag the favouritism they receive from the officials and governing bodies both on and off the pitch, and he didn't even dispute the fact that they do indeed get favourable treatment... but he said, being entirely serious, that its done as a mark of respect and reverence for the great footballing institution and national treasure that is Manchester united Football Club.
 
Would another season of non champions league money hit them quite hard financially regarding PSR/FFP next season?? I do hope so
 
Fully agree.

Fergie was good at buying and selling players back in the 90s pre bosman and pre transfer windows. Back then you could just buy up the inform players as and when and bully the deadwood out of the club. To be fair tactically he would always put a balanced team out but he basically bullied his way to success.

But toward the end of his time he couldn't stand the player power shift. He didn't make any big name signings toward the end as he couldn't cope with the demands and perception that they had some control. He was a creature of an earlier time.

He squeased the last few titles out of and ageing and declining squad. And then I'm sure his out dated mentality made life difficult for all the subsequent managers. United would have been far better of if he had walked away completely instead or lurking around like the ghost of Christmas past.
I've always said he retired after flogging a dead horse. Moyes was on a hiding to nothing from day 1.
 
Decline? It’s nothing more than a step off a dropped kerb compared to what we went through and all the time their deluded, fuckwitted fan base took great pleasure in mocking us.

Well I for one am loving every defeat, every hilarious transfer fuck up, every pathetic attempt by their lickspittle, sycophantic media to keep them relevant it’s good for the soul.

Never feel sorry for them - ever.

Future generations must be made aware of that fucking banner they must know the contempt they showed us right from the poisoned meat seller, the toilet pervert, gpc and all of their dim witted followers from David May to Paddy Crerand and beyond.

WTFAMu.
CTID.

As you were Blues.
 
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