United Thread | 2024/25

[N1985]

Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

 

[york away to this!]

Fat ****. Too many fishy fingers...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

All the Colombian marching powder affecting it!!

 

[ysmsa]

What does a United fan do after he sees his team win?

He turns off his xbox.

Wrong mate,

He swaps his yellow and green scarf for his red and white one

 

[Hertzblue]

Spot on !

 

[ysmsa]

Why would they agree a buy on option, and have to pay him for being shit when they are getting him for next to fuck all ?

The important word is Option,

 

[jonah62]

Fat ****. Too many fishy fingers...

**** should’ve been giving them to the starving school kids, instead of eating them himself

 

[cityontheup]

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Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

Looks like he’s been sniffing the white powder to me

 

[grandsolo]

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Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

Nope, he’s just a hopelessly ugly fucker

 

[jrb]

Marcus Rashford signs for Aston Villa.

 

[ysmsa]

Spot on !
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And the stretcher bearers didn't even need to unfold the stretcher to get him on it!

 

[Vienna_70]

Rasmus Birtles and Zebedee have scored 11 goals between them this season for an outlay of over £100 million. Fantastic value for money.

 

[jrb]

Martinez.

Don’t cry for me Argentina.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Never usually happy when oppo players get bad injuries, but I won’t be losing any sleep if Martinez is a bad one. It’ll avoid someone more innocent getting badly injured with his two footed jump challenges. Horrible player

I've seem him get away with at least 4 of those.

Then Karma came calling

 

[TinFoilHat]

At least these cunts lost as well.

 

[Bluekiwi]

At least these cunts lost as well.

Sweetens our capitulation a little.

 

[East Level 2]

He is the very definition of an armchair rag.
Fancy planning a visit to the Swamp when by their own managers admission,they are the worst United team in generations.
The guy must be going a bit senile at his age.

He's in his 70s FFS. He could die of very, very, old age before they are half decent again.

 

[jacko74]

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Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

At least once his footballing career is over he'll be able to earn a living as a Jesse Lingard lookalike.

It's uncanny how he's morphing into looking just like him.

They both have a certain 'look' that usually comes about from having a close friend called Charlie.

 

[Akira]

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Don't think the lad is very well also looks like he's broke his nose.

I'm still shocked that's an actual picture of him. Maybe it's just angle or lighting but he looks like he hasn't had enough sleep in ages, also seems to have put on some weight. Just a reflection of someone not leading a very healthy life.

The resemblence to Agbonlahor is uncanny.

 

[Akira]

Spot on !
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Fuck that goblin **** and his Napoleon complex.