United Thread | 2024/25

[Really_here]

Where’s rashford and his free meals when you need him

Keep your eyes out for them raiding local food banks.....

 

[bluemonkey71]

Sly Stone with blandest of online reports of the latest instalment from the theatre of screams and to my utter shock it’s not been opened up to HYS funny that.

Stone the biggest sycophant of them all. Wanker

 

[dario2739]

Man Utd team hired a lane at Altrincham bowling Alley.

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The score was 0-0

Bet they had to put the bumpers up for Hojland as he kept missing the pins!

 

[blumanchu]

Man Utd team hired a lane at Altrincham bowling Alley.

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The score was 0-0

Look like they won a trolley dash at TK's

 

[Vienna_70]

Bet they had to put the bumpers up for Hojland as he kept missing the pins!

Zebedee couldn’t even find the lane.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Nascent Blues]

"I'll sack who I want. I'll sack who I waaaaant. I'm Scruffy Jim Ratcliffe, and I'll sack who I want."

 

[JASR]

Donald Trump wanted the US to get back to the 90s and 00s so he created MAGA.
Howard Webb got wind of it and setup HUCA.
Help United Cheat Again.

I’d say Late 40’s through till mid/late 60’s for MAGA’s fueher

 

[ninjamonkey]

Lunch time at the swamp and Crapington

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Only looks as luxurious as that if they bring in their own bowl and cutlery. They'll also have to take it home dirty, can't be using club tap water to wash it afterwards

 

[mexico1970]

Only looks as luxurious as that if they bring in their own bowl and cutlery. They'll also have to take it home dirty, can't be using club tap water to wash it afterwards

To be fair you wouldn't want to wash anything in that clubs tap water.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm told Marcus Rashford is writing to MPs while Bono & Geldof are planning a Rag Aid concert.

 

[JASR]

Only looks as luxurious as that if they bring in their own bowl and cutlery. They'll also have to take it home dirty, can't be using club tap water to wash it afterwards

Showers will have a maximum time allowance, to cut back on excessive water and heating bill*.

No such issue at the scaffold, as the roof holds enough rain water to keep the grass green for a hundred years, with its own random auto release system.

*does not apply to mens 1st team or executive shower suite.

 

[Nevizade]

They’ve lived a fraudulent, jumped up fucking existent for decades, floated on the SE to fund Ferguson’s spending spree (external funding) and they became very successful because of it - fair does to the cunts. Chelsea , Us , and of late Newcastle have upset the fucking apple cart. They forget where they have come from - a fucking very average club with big attendances (and we all know why) that have propelled them to their own “biggest club in the world” tag . Well it’s gone full circle now , they’re as shit now as they were before Ferguson turned up.
They’re full of shit and always have been.
Like a fucking spoilt child their fanbase , the biggest noose around their neck is self entitlement.
I hope they go fucking bump , the cunts.

I see you’re on the fence

 

[JASR]

I'm told Marcus Rashford is writing to MPs while Bono & Geldof are planning a Rag Aid concert.

‘Feed the staff, let them know it’s p45 time’

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Who are all these staff. That’s about 500 in total now isn’t it? What the do they all do.

 

[cookster]

I’d say Late 40’s through till mid/late 60’s for MAGA’s fueher

Off Twatter.

 

[remember arthur mann]

"I'll sack who I want. I'll sack who I waaaaant. I'm Scruffy Jim Ratcliffe, and I'll sack who I want."

 

[heslops barnet]

Stone the biggest sycophant of them all. Wanker

****

 

[heslops barnet]

Who are all these staff. That’s about 500 in total now isn’t it? What the do they all do.

Think that’s what scruffy Jim is asking

 

[hertsblue]

I notice the BBC HYS is not open on the Simon Stone article about the new redundancies