United Thread | 2024/25

[Pingu the Penguin]

Not even the biggest reds I know are falling for this. I genuinely think they might go pop soon

 

[northendenton]

Jim from the Vicar of Dibley will chip in with his 3 legged cow too once he finds his chainsaw.

Think you mean Owen but if the beast has boots could get a start lol

 

[horlock_was_super]

Think you mean Owen but if the beast has boots could get a start lol

Of course! I came over all Trigger then!

 

[burning blue soul]

Has this got planning permission already

They will need to speak to the governing body.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

How many MIBs and zebra pant wearing fat bastards can you fit in a Mini? Squirty flowers at the ready

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

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Looks like a fucking circus tent hahaha

Its a complete fantasy. I mean whats that tower at the top of one of the spikes? Why have they set it in some other country because that's not Manchester. They look like buildings that are far into the future, is that a clue on when it would be finished.

Jeez the united fans are easily tricked with new shiny things, its all that club ever does, promise the fans shiny new stuff. And the fans are so gullible, but it takes their mind off the shit.

 

[mosssideblue]

Even with a new stadium, they’ll still be shit. Funny as fuck if after the first season they got relegated

 

[Judge Roughneck]

They’re going to play where they play now, then demolish it when the yurt has been completed.

Thanks for clarifying. I'm no expert and I'm not that interested in it to any great extent, but there's a lot of scope for that to go tit's up. As long as they don't come knocking on our door again, if or when it goes pear shaped.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Amorim said this about his own manager? Wtf!

 

[manimanc]

 

[bladdered]

 

[richards30]

The Etihad will possibly be extended east and west stands and a wrap by the time these bozos get this sorted

 

[remember arthur mann]

It's started. Our stadium will be twice as big as the Etihad. Sad cnuts.

 

[LordG]

Is that utter megalomaniac Gary Neville involved with the new stadium ? he will be gutted if he’s not.

 

[northendenton]

Of course! I came over all Trigger then!

No no no no no yes

 

[flb]

It's started. Our stadium will be twice as big as the Etihad. Sad cnuts.

That would make it a 120,000 capacity , tell the frothing cunts our team is twice as good as theirs -and that’s a fact not fiction.
Shows you how fucking desperate they are to be noticed , a fucking JCB hasn’t even arrived yet and they’re wanking like a 12 year old with a freeman’s catalogue open at the women’s underwear section.
It was grattans for me.

 

[mexico1970]

I take it the rag fans are back in love with the glazers and scruffy jim now?

 

[malg]

This video is genuinely hilarious.



But just a few little bits of maths would reveal that they were talking out of their arses, and yet people fall for it.

That's one of the best YouTube videos I've seen in along time.

 

[remember arthur mann]

This is shite by dipperpool, all up and unders like the rags. Then await dropped bollock