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Manchester United axe football staff two days after final flop

Employees to hear if they are being sacked days after staff booed Ratcliffe and Glazer during final screening as new fan protest is planned
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Apparently BBQ went ahead on Thursday anyway, bet that was a cheery affair.

Feel sorry for all the poor fuckers losing their jobs while Zirkzee, Hojlund & Casemiro rake in hundreds of thousands a week for the next few years. That club is truly a shit stain on *Greater* Manchester
 
cheekybids said:
At £2.8 per every place you’d want maximum out of this. £15m more to finish above Bournemouth, compared to what they are now.

Big hitters won’t be leaving, Omar Swales better order 2 changing rooms if they want to bring players in cos the bomb squad won’t be going, they’ll be stinking the place out on £300k per week.
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Like for "Omar Swales"
 
Citizen of Legoland said:
I think this new way of saving money is a great idea for them.

Eventually they’ll realise they can save much, much more if they get rid of all the players, resign from football completely and just hand over that god-awful mess of a stadium to National Trust so they can make money out of tours and evenings with Ratboy and Wio to relive the glory years.

Go on Sir Jim, do it. Do it.
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And the tourist brochure will contain advice such as

A MUST see - The theatres of screams in the hospitality areas - anyone with a fear of mice will enjoy that section.
Wet suit recommended even on sunny days when viewing the tallest waterfall in the northwest
Gumboots (Wellington boots) for trudging through the swamp areas between the goalmouths.
Have your photos taken in front of the statue of Sir Jim with the holey begging bowl

And much more
 
BACK TO SCHOLE

‘It’s derogatory’ – Man Utd icon Scholes looks sheepish when asked about Sir Alex Ferguson’s ‘It’s Tottenham’ speech.​


Things that come back to bite you!
 
The mUen are linking players from Crystal Palace with the rags - why leave a club with guaranteed European football next season for a toxic one?

And MSN are talking about 200m from Saudi for Fernandes - that is simply obscene.
 
mackenzie said:
The whole shit stain of a place is collapsing because of the hierarchy's absolute arrogance. They thought they were safe and now their sheer arrogance has caught up with them.
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This bunch of ‘paddy whacking’ ‘bucket fucking’ cunts have had it coming to them for some time!
Never forget Blues…fuck em!
 
Just had a gander over at ragcafe and found this funny

“
I can see the queue forming already. The top clubs in world football queuing up for our useless rejects.

"Hey, you don't happen to have a striker who can't pass, shoot, hold up play, tackle, or position himself anywhere useful, do you?"

Well actually, yes we do! And we can also throw in a stroppy bright blonde winger with a hugely inflated sense of self-worth and very little between the ears...or how about an ageing midfielder who's glory days are well behind him and who's likely to spend the first quarter of the season looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? Goalie who loves a good flap? We have it all! “
 
dickie davies said:
One of our best ever Bluemooners loved the phrase “tick fucking tock”
Just did a quick search and there were plenty of results, including this one from 2010
God bless you Bill
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The one and only “de Niro”, hope he is having a good giggle with all other Blues who are no longer with us.
 
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