United Thread | 2025/26

[LangleyBlue1970]

Talksport:
United have somehow managed to fall to a new low under Amorim.

Aherne is all defensive. ‘We should bid for Donarumma’

Gabby: ‘why would he want to go there?’

Going to be an easy-listening Thursday on there today.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Henry Brown 18 yo academy graduate . Kept Grimsby in the shootout . Calm head . Well done lad .

 

[Bluearmy]

It all makes perfect sense.

I wondered what the attraction was, for these so called good players to join that relic of a football club.

It's so obvious now.

Triple your salary for working less hours. What's not to like?

Mercenaries?! Surely not ;)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Worst position in their history?

Fucking knob!

Thought the same. Cunts banging on about history who know fuck all of it.

 

[Bluekiwi]

He's doing the Rag jigsaw . More than a few pieces still missing methinks ....

November 2024 .Sky News quoting Scruffy Jim in his appointment " this is the final piece of the jigsaw "

I am addicted to jigsaw puzzles, especially the WASGIJ series. The pictures on the boxes aren't what the puzzle ends up as - I wait with bated breath for the United "Mystery or Destiny" versions - what happens next, and what does the future look like based on the pictures on the boxes.

 

[waspish]

New links to players be coming up full spreads of the new stadium will be coming! Rags though there history when they have a massive loss media will change the narrative! I’ll expect it later today

 

[AndyP68]

Grimsby shouldn’t be called a small club when they hold the record for the highest ever attendance at Old Trafford…

 

[Bluekiwi]

We now know why these new players signed - lots of money for very little effort with many days off each week.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

One tangental thought is that the new stadium and complete overhaul can't come soon enough.
It'll allow them to completely rip up and even relocate the pitch - which has been a perennial problem, despite them shovelling over a billion pounds of sh*t onto it week after week.

 

[Gazza]

I am addicted to jigsaw puzzles, especially the WASGIJ series. The pictures on the boxes aren't what the puzzle ends up as - I wait with bated breath for the United "Mystery or Destiny" versions - what happens next, and what does the future look like based on the pictures on the boxes.

If it's a united jigsaw it'll fall to pieces in the box.

 

[manimanc]

I'll just leave this here....

 

[dublinblue12]

 

[Bluemanc100]

The natives are restless on Red Cafe

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I, almost, posted the 'Its LB' version of this as 'Saeed Bingo', but it's worth watching/ hearing the rant in itself too...

He’s loving it because of the money his circus act will bring him.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Ahh! Loverly meltdown galores...

Just seen his reaction to the first goal...does flying pig make it all the way through without having a thromby?

 

[thegoatsthegoat]

Feared the worst when they pulled it back. Absolutely beautiful to have them out early. Same with the FA Cup please. Let' not have them stumble to another pot during this shocking era.

They are getting battered all over the media today. Lovely.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Feared the worst when they pulled it back. Absolutely beautiful to have them out early. Same with the FA Cup please. Let' not have them stumble to another pot during this shocking era.

They are getting battered all over the media today. Lovely.

Mercilessly so on talksport. At the end of each segment they play that clip of Amorim on the mic at old Trafford telling the gullible that the good times are coming.
Sesko’s 10th in line for pens getting hammered.

As you say, lovely.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I beat Burnley cannot wait to play the rags on Saturday - shame it is not on the tele.

It'll be on every half decent IPTV though.

 

[We've got Guardiola]

At least they're still a top 4 club.

 

[heslops barnet]

We need to make sure we batter these fukers, show them no respect, are you listening Pep?