United Thread | 2025/26

[Vienna_70]

Sounds more like throwing it down the waste disposal

Isn’t it a thing of great joy that both Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund have done much better from Jaded than the rags?

 

[Bluekiwi]

Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.

"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

 

[mexico1970]

"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

To be fair loads of sporting people get knighthoods and damehoods for playing sport.

 

[The Salford lad.]

"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

The circus that is Beckham ploughs on , was ge even as good as the media portrays him .

 

[Always Ali]

The circus that is Beckham ploughs on , was ge even as good as the media portrays him .

Playing the ever so humble card, talking as though it was really unexpected. Despite the fact that the Rag **** has been begging for years to be "officially" recognised. Utterly pathetic.

 

[the blue panther]

Sir Scum and Lady Muck.

 

[heslops barnet]

Knighthoods lost all credibility about 50 years ago

 

[dadnlad]

Knighthoods lost all credibility about 50 years ago

only 50 years ago wow

anyone shouldnt need a bit of tin to show you've been a good person

 

[Blue Mist]

How far have they fallen ! Because they are not good enough for the big boys cup and can't even manage the Thursday one, no one is talking about them.
If some attention seeking whore and his stick insect wife hadn't gone to Charlie's gaff, this lot would be on page 3.

Not in my lifetime to please can you mention us, please ease.

 

[BlueRockape]

“It’s not something I could ever have imagined” said Beckham, “But the PR campaign team did a great job.” (Ok, I’ve made a bit up at the end there.)

And closer to the truth

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I was stuck in horrendous traffic around Stretford yesterday with my wife. She asked “are united playing tonight”? Oh how I laughed. As if them twats would be playing on a Champions League night!

Apologies for use of the u word, no matter how hard I try and can’t get her to call them by their proper name.

 

[TinFoilHat]

"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

The "sport" he's been knighted for is called infidelity.

Game recognises game.

 

[Blueboy73]

From Talksport

Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?

Which is basically Rag speak for;

His contract is up at the end of the season and he's so shit that there's no point exercising the option to extend it.
He's a wage thief, we were shafted royally with the transfer fee by Dortmund and wages we agreed with his agent and nobody else would be stupid enough to pay him the wages we are which is why we've been trying to get him off the wage bill for the past 3 years.

 

[Vienna_70]

Playing the ever so humble card, talking as though it was really unexpected. Despite the fact that the Rag **** has been begging for years to be "officially" recognised. Utterly pathetic.

He also said he’d never dreamed that he would become a knight.

Another fucking lie. He’s been dreaming about it for years and years.

 

[HowleyBlue]

OTD 06/11/2021: Utd 0 City 2:

Match Recap: United 0-2 City

Highlights, interviews and unseen bits from a Manchester Derby to remember…

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[Dialog]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

To be fair loads of sporting people get knighthoods and damehoods for playing sport.

Not usually those who spend most of their life overseas. Just proves the honours system needs to be scrapped.

 

[mexico1970]

Not usually those who spend most of their life overseas. Just proves the honours system needs to be scrapped.

Most countries have honours systems and ceremonies where cronies present prizes.

Sir Mo Farah lives between the USA and the UK just like Beckham and countless others, OK we have the oldest one but that doesn't prove we should get rid of it because it would just be replaced with another more useless one.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Lady Beckham for services to Hairy Beavers?

 

[hertsblue]

"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

His PR team have been working for many years now to get it for him. They don't mean anything these days like personality of the year awards