United Thread | 2025/26

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Flying pig not really funny now,more embarrassing,same,same,same convoluted shit.
I thought when he got the printer and held it up against the back of the chair so he could punch it … “Is this an act?”

Of course it is. Mind you if we’d heard from his wife/mother/partner complaining about the noise again, that would have been funny.
 
The only downside to all of this is. After decades of working amongst rag fans, years of abuse and piss taking. Us in division 2 as they won the treble.

The one that has really pissed me of the the last decade is i dont know one fucking rag, not one.
All the plastic i see around put their shirts back in the cupboard.

I have decades of shit i want to give back to these knobheads and yet I dont know any. No one at work is rag, all I can do is laugh when ever I see a plastic in a rag shirt.

I have seen a rag who works in Tesco because he has a rag tattoo. I'll ask him if the have any fish from Grimsby.
 
Flying pig not really funny now,more embarrassing,same,same,same convoluted shit.
"OH MY GOD No....! No! Oh we've been done like a kipper, mate! We're Harry Ramsden's FC! Amorim is a fish out of water! We're finished! Insert other rehearsed reaction to a goal here!"

He's as fake as they come. Rehearsed reactions to get clicks.
 
The only downside to all of this is. After decades of working amongst rag fans, years of abuse and piss taking. Us in division 2 as they won the treble.

The one that has really pissed me of the the last decade is i dont know one fucking rag, not one.
All the plastic i see around put their shirts back in the cupboard.

I have decades of shit i want to give back to these knobheads and yet I dont know any. No one at work is rag, all I can do is laugh when ever I see a plastic in a rag shirt.

I have seen a rag who works in Tesco because he has a rag tattoo. I'll ask him if the have any fish from Grimsby.
One rag, an ex manager who have me crap for years is still in contact with me, I give it him mercilessly over and over and won’t stop. He now has no retort at all, every now and again when we gift them a point or 3 in the derby he’ll msg me but it doesn’t last.
I’ve been relentless since fatty missed the penalty last night. One thought in my mind, the banner that he used to continually send pictures of. Karma at its best
 
Reading SadCafe and they still don't get it.

Like I ranted about on here some 6 months ago, their issue is that United from the bottom to the top doesn't understand what club they have become. They still talk about "van Gaal failing, Solskjaer failing, Ten Hag failing, Mourinho failing"

No, you lost the golden goose and your club stopped being a club that can expect titles. Accept it. Only when you accept that fact you can start to actually improve the culture within your cancerous club. Only then can you understand that you could have put your arrogance aside when you were fighting for top 4 and some FA Cups and actually accepted that this is a pretty good place to be for a club like them. But they constantly wanted to burn it all down (half-heartedly) because their imbecile gloryhynting fanbase demanded the stimulation the Ferguson years gave them. So the reward for that became false-dawn cultural resets with out of their depth amateur league managers that their fanbase basically demanded (because they had tried everything else and they "failed") that slowly developed top 6 teams into a team that for the last 2(!!!!!!) season has delivered an expected points total that would put them around 15th in the table.

It is a club that deserves all they get. I wish relegation for them, but the only problem is I think it would genuinly be good for them.

Like I posted here last season, what they genuinly need is a proper "cultural reset" from top to bottom. They need to accept that they are mid-table club and will have to build stone for stone. If Amorim get them inside the top 8 again it is a miracle. What they really need is a Moyes type of manager that can establish them in the top 6 for years again and make them a team that can compete consistently at that end of the table and then take the next step when they have achieved that. But they don't have the patience for it. Any manager that comes close to improving on the shit the last one served gets 1 additional year to get them close to a title and then the cycle repeats. Even having the PSR leeway to steal the best players from your 13th placed rivals means fuck all when you look at the squads in the real top 6 now. And the teams around them have actually accepted where they are, so are years ahead of them in preparing for that kind of situation. It is kind of poetic though that Moyes was totally the wrong manager 11 years ago but now he is the right one. They don't understand the severity of their fall. They pretend they do, but they don't

Very similar analysis on my side. There is cognitive dissonance going on. They believe so strongly that they are what they were, that they simply cannot see what they are. Thus, they go after quick fix after quick fix. This illusion is compounded and stoked by the relentless cheerleading from the media in England and worldwide (Keane is a rare exception to that, I have to give him his due) that is willing,nay yearning for “United to be back”. It's good for clicks, it's good for viewing figures — shit, it's just good for business. But it is not so.
They really do dwell in the theatre of dreams.
 
Well it's a must win game on Saturday for the rag cunts..
So they bring in the new chosen one ..step forward Samuel Barrot..
Will the obligatory penalty be in the first half or the second..I'm going for an early penalty to the scum and a red card for the six fingered sister shaggers
 
We may clash on the politics forum.

We may piss each other off.

I may be a bit controversial at times.

Our opinions, beliefs and views may be polar opposites...


But what unites us all, is our hatred of the rag twats and our ability to laugh together at the absolute comedy of what's going on there...


To quote one of the ex cunts: I love this game.
When Sheikh Mansour bought us he knew to be successful it was crucial to get ahead of the rags, this we did with a thought out long term plan.
The rags sat on their laurel's while we went about our business.
Now their in the position we were back then, it dawned on them too late.
They'll never admit it but they have
City derangement syndrome (CDS)
anything they do will fail because their is no basis to reference.
They probably have to be relegated to begin to build again.
Happy days blues.
Message to Pep, stop blowing smoke up their arses, it doesn't work, put you foot on their throat and keep it there.
 
Have you noticed that every Slimey Stone article has to have at least three references to how 'big' they are?

It's like "yeah they're shit but they're a big shit."

Its the norm now to go on about how big they are :)
Neville started going on about how weird OT is in big nights the way they did the same with Liverpool.

Now dont get me wrong what Grimsby did was amazing but would we have the same uproar had they knocked a better PL team like Bournemouth out ?????

Noits the same shit of weeks and weeks of how crap they are till they turn another corner.

Dont get me wrong its funny but ffs canthe media simply admit Manchester United 2025 are a shadow of the club that dominated football years ago.

They are fooking rank the end
 
There was a graphic earlier in the thread (approx):
United squad value $1.217 billion
Grimsby squad value $4.876 MILLION

Grimsby squad is worth about 0.6% of United’s.

Odd, how this statistic hasn’t been trotted out every 5mins.
So less than a weeks wages for the shit then, joyous!
 

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