United Thread | 2025/26

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Well it's a must win game on Saturday for the rag cunts..
So they bring in the new chosen one ..step forward Samuel Barrot..
Will the obligatory penalty be in the first half or the second..I'm going for an early penalty to the scum and a red card for the six fingered sister shaggers
 
We may clash on the politics forum.

We may piss each other off.

I may be a bit controversial at times.

Our opinions, beliefs and views may be polar opposites...


But what unites us all, is our hatred of the rag twats and our ability to laugh together at the absolute comedy of what's going on there...


To quote one of the ex cunts: I love this game.
When Sheikh Mansour bought us he knew to be successful it was crucial to get ahead of the rags, this we did with a thought out long term plan.
The rags sat on their laurel's while we went about our business.
Now their in the position we were back then, it dawned on them too late.
They'll never admit it but they have
City derangement syndrome (CDS)
anything they do will fail because their is no basis to reference.
They probably have to be relegated to begin to build again.
Happy days blues.
Message to Pep, stop blowing smoke up their arses, it doesn't work, put you foot on their throat and keep it there.
 
Have you noticed that every Slimey Stone article has to have at least three references to how 'big' they are?

It's like "yeah they're shit but they're a big shit."

Its the norm now to go on about how big they are :)
Neville started going on about how weird OT is in big nights the way they did the same with Liverpool.

Now dont get me wrong what Grimsby did was amazing but would we have the same uproar had they knocked a better PL team like Bournemouth out ?????

Noits the same shit of weeks and weeks of how crap they are till they turn another corner.

Dont get me wrong its funny but ffs canthe media simply admit Manchester United 2025 are a shadow of the club that dominated football years ago.

They are fooking rank the end
 
There was a graphic earlier in the thread (approx):
United squad value $1.217 billion
Grimsby squad value $4.876 MILLION

Grimsby squad is worth about 0.6% of United’s.

Odd, how this statistic hasn’t been trotted out every 5mins.
So less than a weeks wages for the shit then, joyous!
 
When Sheikh Mansour bought us he knew to be successful it was crucial to get ahead of the rags, this we did with a thought out long term plan.
The rags sat on their laurel's while we went about our business.
Now their in the position we were back then, it dawned on them too late.
They'll never admit it but they have
City derangement syndrome (CDS)
anything they do will fail because their is no basis to reference.
They probably have to be relegated to begin to build again.
Happy days blues.
Message to Pep, stop blowing smoke up their arses, it doesn't work, put you foot on their throat and keep it there.
Know they took notice of the pisscan had they gone after a top class manager in 2013 it may have been different.
Once Pep moves on do you think you will be after a manager with limited European experience and whose only really achievement was keeping Everton in the top 10 ???????
 
Know they took notice of the pisscan had they gone after a top class manager in 2013 it may have been different.
Once Pep moves on do you think you will be after a manager with limited European experience and whose only really achievement was keeping Everton in the top 10 ???????
Out of all their Manager's since Ferguson left, Moyes is the one i feel a tiny bit sorry for.
Ferguson left him a right fucking mess & the **** knew it.
 
When Sheikh Mansour bought us he knew to be successful it was crucial to get ahead of the rags, this we did with a thought out long term plan.
The rags sat on their laurel's while we went about our business.
Now their in the position we were back then, it dawned on them too late.
They'll never admit it but they have
City derangement syndrome (CDS)
anything they do will fail because their is no basis to reference.
They probably have to be relegated to begin to build again.
Happy days blues.
Message to Pep, stop blowing smoke up their arses, it doesn't work, put you foot on their throat and keep it there.

If they were relegated, they would end up in administration.
 
The only downside to all of this is. After decades of working amongst rag fans, years of abuse and piss taking. Us in division 2 as they won the treble.

The one that has really pissed me of the the last decade is i dont know one fucking rag, not one.
All the plastic i see around put their shirts back in the cupboard.

I have decades of shit i want to give back to these knobheads and yet I dont know any. No one at work is rag, all I can do is laugh when ever I see a plastic in a rag shirt.

I have seen a rag who works in Tesco because he has a rag tattoo. I'll ask him if the have any fish from Grimsby.
No worries Gordon, I know a fair few plastics here in Telford. I’ll dish out what you can’t. They run for cover when they see me. None are shown any mercy. I too remember the dark days and the constant piss take , especially when I worked in Manchester. The retorts I receive nowadays are less than polite, I don’t care, even the checkout lady in ASDA has to have it . I actively go and seek them out to ridicule them, I suspect I will receive violent threats this week. Happy days !
 
How many fooking hours of this pointless shit though ?????
We will have Neville going on and on about it we will no doubt hear about it the weekend PL games .
THEY ARE SIMPLY CRAP THE END
It really is MUTV isn’t it?

They’ve been doing this big autopsy thing every week for about 12 years.

Yet other clubs in the PL never even get a mention.

Bent as fuck.
 
Know they took notice of the pisscan had they gone after a top class manager in 2013 it may have been different.
Once Pep moves on do you think you will be after a manager with limited European experience and whose only really achievement was keeping Everton in the top 10 ???????
I think the answer to that is no.
City will already know who the next manager/head coach will be.
Successful succession management can only be achieved through well thought out planning.
 

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