United Thread | 2025/26

[117 M34]

Said to my mate yesterday on about 75 minutes that it was crazy they spent £70m on a striker and didn't play him.
He pointed to him on the pitch and said that's him there. I didn't realise he was playing. Did he touch the ball?

 

[Paladin]

Wayne rooney (now a pundit) says this...

Ruben Amorim's win rate across all competitions is the worst of any permanent Manchester United manager since World War Two and his win record is a dismal 26% in the league.


haha ha

Well one thing's for sure: Rooney didn't write it. He wouldn't know how to research the statistics, and he certainly wouldn't know how to calculate the win percentage.

 

[mexico1970]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

Shouty **** in shouty **** shocker.

 

[mexico1970]

Is he asking to be sacked here, there's something a bit Alan Ballish how he speaks, I'm convinced they will be will relegated if he is still there after Xmas, love him

He is being paid a fortune, hope he continues to make a pigs ear of it gets a lovely pay off and the rags employ some other chancer who wants an early pay day.

 

[Paladin]

They bought hoijland because he was Scandinavian and sounded like haaland
It seems they bought sesko because he was balkan and sounds like Dzeko
But this guy is pure turd
As wee Davey once said " we aspire to be City"

They bought Sesco because they he sounds like Tesco.

 

[marco]

good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment

 

[Paladin]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

Haha. His main concern is that they only have one game a week. That's not going to generate enough likes and follows to pay for all his chicken baltis.

 

[dadnlad]

good thing is they dont have the run of games to fix things, no lg cup and no Europe, its a big chunk of games to put things right, so now at least up untill Jan its a once a week experiment

European exhibition tour planned

 

[marco]

European exhibition tour planned

parade included?

 

[foggy1974]

What about that manager Forest just got rid of? Reckon he'd do a decent job with those players.

He might do a decent job but he's not a miracle worker, which is what the former glory hunters want

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

 

[foggy1974]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

That has to be Pogba

 

[daveiw01]

1 win in four for the raggies and out of the league cup to Grimsby. They’ve spent over £200 million this summer and there has been no improvement from where they were last season. They’ve only been able to get a fee for Lurch from Chelsea whilst they have Rashford, Sancho and Hoijland shipped out on loan.

They bring another manager in they then have to start the cycle again of moving on the patchwork quilt of players from the Solksjar, Ten Haag and soon to be Amorim terms in charge. It’s bloody fantastic stuff.

Ahh, but they *nearly* beat Arsenal don't forget.

;-)

 

[mattcity5]

That has to be Pogba

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Ahh, but they *nearly* drew with Arsenal don't forget.

;-)

Corrected that for you

 

[foggy1974]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

He was carried in that Juv team though & like you say its a difficult choice

 

[Silva61]

In all them years has he pulled United up of the floor ?????
When the going gets tough he goes missing time and time again

His awareness to what is around him is zero, players just glide past him then he throws his hands up in the air as if to say nothing to do with me, just what you need from your captain, long may it continue.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[jrb]

A narcissist club.
A narcissist fan base.
A narcissist United football media.
A shit manager and team.

 

[KentBlue]

Didn't ten-bob let Onana go on a free transfer to Inter when he was at Ajax, only to buy him back for stupid money when he took over at the swamp?