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I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
 
Man Utd's PL record under Amorim:

31 games, 8 wins, 7 draw, 16 defeats. It is the worst record of any Man Utd manager in the post-war years. Pre-Derby, the media were trying to make out a case that it was Guardiola who was under pressure. In the Guardian on Saturday, their headline was, "The age of Guardiola is waning and the game’s guru is baffled by what comes next".
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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What happens if they change coach and appoint someone like Iraola? I think another Man Utd managerial change is imminent.
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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Took off their only defender with the legs to catch Haaland, for the slowest defender in the PL

And how did Shaw stay on the pitch?

Maybe everyone else is watching a different game and Amorim only sees numbers floating through the air like in the matrix.
 
Djibrilshairdo said:
Just have a gander at this bunch of bitter lemon suckers. Reckon baldy at the front is watching the women’s rugby. The pisscan has morphed into Sir Les Patterson.

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That bald chap at the front is our Agent Omar and he's texting Khaldoon Mubarak..... "Mission Accomplished"


If the pisscan gets any redder the fucker is going to morph into a bottle of ketchup.
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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I think it’s great. Highlighting how shit they are and how it has to change every week, whilst it never does.
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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Put up with? Do you not like comedies?

As for @Marvin. s Iraola question, it's simple, if he moves he'll immediately turn to shit like the 9+2 before him have. They were all well thought of at the time as well.
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
The body language from some of them yesterday was awful. When we were 1 nil up about 25 mins in and Fernandes fucked up to let the ball out of play for a throw in, he just shrugged and sulked. I know Fernandes is always prone to that but he usually leaves it until 70 mins on or so, not 1 nil down 25 or so into a derby

Think their keeper situation is one to keep an eye on. I was reading red cafe before the derby and most of them think bayindir is a million miles off, and they seem to be right. The other keeper theyve signed is a huge, huge gamble and if it doesnt come off they're not gonna have a keeper who is up to scratch. Onana for his sins and mistakes is capable of playing at this level, bayindir doesnt look like he is, and the other guy who knows but he musnt be head and shoulders above bayindir or he would have started. He's a 23 year old nobody from the Belgian league.

Could be a horror show. A wonderful, wonderful horror show
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I still don't understand why they got rid of De Gea AKA the Alpaca?

Wasn't he their player of the season for three years running?

He saved them a shit load of points (if you'll pardon the pun).

Not that I give a flying fuck, mind you.

I'm enjoying the pantomime. Long may it last.
 
solley attwell said:
They bought hoijland because he was Scandinavian and sounded like haaland
It seems they bought sesko because he was balkan and sounds like Dzeko
But this guy is pure turd
As wee Davey once said " we aspire to be City"
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To be fair. I think they bought Sesko because it rhymes with Tesco....... and every little helps.
 
Tracking back said:
I still don't understand why they got rid of De Gea AKA the Alpaca?

Wasn't he their player of the season for three years running?

He saved them a shit load of points (if you'll pardon the pun).

Not that I give a flying fuck, mind you.

I'm enjoying the pantomime. Long may it last.
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Great shot stopper using all his body but was shite with his feet to be replaced by keepers who aren’t shot stoppers or good with their feet either
 
Tracking back said:
I still don't understand why they got rid of De Gea AKA the Alpaca?

Wasn't he their player of the season for three years running?

He saved them a shit load of points (if you'll pardon the pun).

Not that I give a flying fuck, mind you.

I'm enjoying the pantomime. Long may it last.
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Think the main reason was his high wage.
 
laserblue said:
Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.
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Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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I actually said "here comes their striker" when I saw Maguire.
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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They’ll always be relevant because these cunts keep them that way with these autopsies they do every 5 minutes and the 5000 articles they publish about them per day.

It’s been 12 years since they were half decent yet the media still wank them off all day.
 
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