United Thread | 2025/26

[northendenton]

The planet was never in gaseous form.

Little quips and ad libs really don't need to be dissected Marvin

 

[Protein Junkie]

They'll have their work cut out converting him to a centre half!

I don’t know about that. An angle grinder and a couple of chisels might wing it though.

 

[calumdown]

Little quips and ad libs really don't need to be dissected Marvin

quite right.

in a parallel universe somewhere there is an earth that was once in gaseous form and its modern day city fans laugh at the rags just as much as we do.

dunno what language they speak but it won't be too much of a stretch to work when they are saying fuck' em!

 

[Radcliffe 1309]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

Very little communication in those days, I was there behind the goals when Denis done it.
I can tell you the rags around me had no idea of the other scores and for those few minutes after we took the lead it was City that put the fuckers down....hence the pitch invasion, mard twats !!

 

[Blueknows]

Rags have surveyed match going fans about playing music pre and post match.....
Furthermore, no music will be played after a draw or a defeat, but glory glory man u***** will be played after wins. ...so no music post match then

 

[Vienna_70]

Rags have surveyed match going fans about playing music pre and post match.....
Furthermore, no music will be played after a draw or a defeat, but glory glory man u***** will be played after wins. ...so no music post match then

The Pope has his own lyrics.

And there hasn’t been much glory at the swamp for more than a decade.

 

[Blue Mist]

El Plastico on Sunday.....I must find somewhere to watch paint dry.

Oh you bastard.
You are deliberately taking the piss out of @blue b4 the moon
That's not fair. Poor lad has got better things to do on a Sunday.*


*so he tells us, I'm not so sure

Yes I know what I did :-)

 

[deegee33]

I hated them when I was in the womb

Good parenting

 

[Vienna_70]

Oh you bastard.
You are deliberately taking the piss out of @blue b4 the moon
That's not fair. Poor lad has got better things to do on a Sunday.*


*so he tells us, I'm not so sure

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

dogs' anal glands need expressing, veterinary nurse normally does this... but given the PL prospect, it is growing more appealing by the hour

 

[Blumooniac]

What a prick Sancho is. Thick as mince. Lol.

 

[Blue Mist]

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

I was referring to a blue before etc posting in Off Top that he'd fucked his paint job up.
I don't want to embarrass him but he emulsioned before glossing and then, wait for it..... when he taped up the emulsion, the tape....... oh you've heard it.
Sorry

 

[dubblue]

What’s all this about a UAE takeover in the works?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

What’s all this about a UAE takeover in the works?

Michael Knighton has started wearing a keffi-yeh.

 

[TinFoilHat]

What’s all this about a UAE takeover in the works?

Our very own Sheikh is buying them and to make sure there's no rule breaking he's going to liquidate the club and turn the swap into a community allotment. The levels of shit on the pitch have created the best fertiliser for growing veg in the country.

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Roberto Mancini 'tells friends he's in contention to replace Ruben Amorim' as surprise link with Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe emerges

Shit like this makes me sick to even think about it... better be just the regular bullshit from the mail

 

[dadnlad]

I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.

come on Vienna rock salt finishes weeds for good more time to piss yourself laughing at comedy channel

 

[TinFoilHat]

Roberto Mancini 'tells friends he's in contention to replace Ruben Amorim' as surprise link with Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe emerges

Shit like this makes me sick to even think about it... better be just the regular bullshit from the mail

I'd take it as compliment.

It would be like us employing Ron Atkinson after Mel Machin.

I doubt he'd last a week. Once he saw the cluster fuckkery and banned GPC they'd sack him.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The planet was never in gaseous form.

No but Gary Neville is

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Roberto Mancini 'tells friends he's in contention to replace Ruben Amorim' as surprise link with Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe emerges

Shit like this makes me sick to even think about it... better be just the regular bullshit from the mail

Surprise link? Surprise link?

This is what is written:

“The 60-year-old, who has also coached the likes of Inter Milan, Zenit Saint Petersburg, Italy and Galatasaray, is said to have links to Ratcliffe.

Like the 72-year-old, Mancini also has a base in the south of France while he is believed to have crossed paths with him at various social functions.”

So they’ve met down the pub then?