16:00 - Natalie Sawyer: "And now we go live to COMS for some breaking news, Georgie Thompson over to you"
Georgie Thompson: "Yes, we are here at COMS, and as you can see there is currently a wet t-shirt contest and you'll have to excuse me but I was persuaded to join, but on to the news." "As you can see these massive fireworks are going off above our heads and they are expected to very shortly spell out the names of new Man City signings."
16:05 - Georgie Thompson: "You'll have to excuse the state of my t-shirt but I just won the competition, but NOW you can see the fireworks"
In the background you can see Sheik Mansour standing proudly with MH and GC, all in tailor made Armani suits looking smug and dignified.
Camera pans up to and fire work goes off spelling:
TERRY
TEVEZ
ETO'O
Back to the studio where Ian Payne and Natalie Sawyer are in absolute awe.
Sawyer tries to say something but she's absolutely stunned by the developments.
Ian Payne then goes on to spend the next hour talking up Man City and how they have the best squad in the EPL and is a dead cert to finish higher than the rags...
16:10 - News breaks that Bacon Face, Wenger and Rafa has all resigned due to club's lack of ambition and the sorry state of their finances.