Bluemoon dan
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One close to home is the stubborn Yorkshire farmer refusing to sell up when they were building the M62 so they built it around him.
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Fucking hell, that midwife must be at least 50 stone.Katie Prices muff
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McDonald's chicken sandwich myth.
The story goes someone bought a chicken sandwich meal but asked for no mayo.
When the person was halfway through it they saw it had mayo on it there was white sauce on it they threw it away.
A few days later the person became violently ill and had to be taken into hospital. The person was diagnosed with acute food poisoning and it was traced back to the chicken sandwich. It wasn't mayo but some kind of cyst or growth inside which contained salmonella or E:Coli
The person then sued McDonald's for thousands of millions depending on the story
The story goes someone bought a chicken sandwich meal but asked for no mayo.
When the person was halfway through it they saw it had mayo on it there was white sauce on it they threw it away.
A few days later the person became violently ill and had to be taken into hospital. The person was diagnosed with acute food poisoning and it was traced back to the chicken sandwich. It wasn't mayo but some kind of cyst or growth inside which contained salmonella or E:Coli
The person then sued McDonald's for thousands of millions depending on the story
dronefromsector7G
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Snorky has a small cock. In reality it’s like Popeye’s arm
Sk@mcfc
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Lingard is still 18
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Silly. Everyone knows he's 17.Lingard is still 18
MCFC Wirral
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I don’t know that one?The Marc Almond one so far fetched but somehow always crops up.
A big one at school was that Nigel Benn was walking through a side street in London in a suit and someone tried to mug him. In reality, Chris Eubank foiled a robbery and held the thief until the police arrived. He was so strong that the man couldn’t escape.
Sky Blue Thinking
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Wetherspoons buy all their beer just as its going out of date.
Bob Holness played sax on Baker St.
John Lennon was asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world and replied he wasnt even the best drummer in the Beatles.
Bob Holness played sax on Baker St.
John Lennon was asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world and replied he wasnt even the best drummer in the Beatles.
That's Dan from Macclesfield. The actual evidence is for sale here (brace yourself):People who claim to know someone that shit themselves at a girlfriends house, try to throw it out of the bathroom window and it splatters on the conservatory below.
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