Urban myths

I worked at a company that made modems in the early 90's and one of the women who worked there was a nurse in the 80's (left the NHS when she had kids and never went back). She claimed to have been at the hospital where this is alleged to have occurred and said it was true. He was brought in seriously ill having consumed unknown substances, and when his stomach was pumped there was all sorts in there, and not the Basset's kind either.

How the fuck would they know the difference between mucus and semen when it was all mixed up though?

Not to mention how man cocks he would have had to have sucked over a few days to fill a pint glass.
 
How the fuck would they know the difference between mucus and semen when it was all mixed up though?

Not to mention how man cocks he would have had to have sucked over a few days to fill a pint glass.
I'd say roughly 50. If 10cc being the average amount of sploff and a pint being roughly 1/2 litre or 500 ccs. Obviouisly non of these figures are exact but it's still 50 too many in my book. Great cover of a 60's classic though.
 
I'd say roughly 50. If 10cc being the average amount of sploff and a pint being roughly 1/2 litre or 500 ccs. Obviouisly non of these figures are exact but it's still 50 too many in my book. Great cover of a 60's classic though.

10cc isn't average it's twice the upper average.

Throw in digestion and rests in between, we must conclude it is only true if he was sucking off large animals.
 
Has anyone mentioned the legendary one about the lad with the headphones on, eyes closed, "enjoying himself" intensely? When he finished, he opened his eyes and there's a cuppa on the bedside table. And the only other person in the house is his mother.
 

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