US Politics Thread

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Lets all have a third and down while they file a motion to get something on the docket and argue about whose jurisdiction its in while shouting objection, and something will get overruled while someone struggles to say very simple words like mirror. And then we can all go for thanksgiving and eat turkey in November and then xmas can come and we will have eggnog even though nobody what the fuck it is. We can put massive leather gloves on fielders at cricket to help them catch a ball in case it hurts and then we can go for a few quarts of beer. And then shoot eachother in a car park and claim the constitution allows us to keep lethal weapons because back when we kept slaves we could shoot them, but dont talk about that much in case it upsets the southern voters. Not that it matters anyway, because you can appoint your own judges like back in those days so eventually you can do whatever the fuck you want anyway so long as the oil boys say so. They got primaried, or town halled, or caucused, or some other continual bollocks. Greatest military ever mind, if shooting themselves or allies is a good benchmark. For their politics, see Roger Stone. For a remedy, see Clarence Thomas. Thats really how it works there

 

[idahoblues]

Lets all have a third and down while they file a motion to get something on the docket and argue about whose jurisdiction its in while shouting objection, and something will get overruled while someone struggles to say very simple words like mirror. And then we can all go for thanksgiving and eat turkey in November and then xmas can come and we will have eggnog even though nobody what the fuck it is. We can put massive leather gloves on fielders at cricket to help them catch a ball in case it hurts and then we can go for a few quarts of beer. And then shoot eachother in a car park and claim the constitution allows us to keep lethal weapons because back when we kept slaves we could shoot them, but dont talk about that much in case it upsets the southern voters. Not that it matters anyway, because you can appoint your own judges like back in those days so eventually you can do whatever the fuck you want anyway so long as the oil boys say so. They got primaried, or town halled, or caucused, or some other continual bollocks. Greatest military ever mind, if shooting themselves or allies is a good benchmark. For their politics, see Roger Stone. For a remedy, see Clarence Thomas. Thats really how it works there

Ooooooo, eggnog

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Lets all have a third and down while they file a motion to get something on the docket and argue about whose jurisdiction its in while shouting objection, and something will get overruled while someone struggles to say very simple words like mirror. And then we can all go for thanksgiving and eat turkey in November and then xmas can come and we will have eggnog even though nobody what the fuck it is. We can put massive leather gloves on fielders at cricket to help them catch a ball in case it hurts and then we can go for a few quarts of beer. And then shoot eachother in a car park and claim the constitution allows us to keep lethal weapons because back when we kept slaves we could shoot them, but dont talk about that much in case it upsets the southern voters. Not that it matters anyway, because you can appoint your own judges like back in those days so eventually you can do whatever the fuck you want anyway so long as the oil boys say so. They got primaried, or town halled, or caucused, or some other continual bollocks. Greatest military ever mind, if shooting themselves or allies is a good benchmark. For their politics, see Roger Stone. For a remedy, see Clarence Thomas. Thats really how it works there

This post irritates me . . . but mostly because some of it is true. Sigh.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I think I’m done here.