US Politics Thread

[Postman Pep]

Pro-Trump activist Ali Alexander (unfathomably a black man supporting a racist) has named Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks and Andy Biggs as three congressmen he met with to co-ordinate pans for the attack on the Capitol.

Gosar has 5 or 6 siblings who denounced him years ago as a right wing nut job and disown him. Brooks was the arsehole who got on Trump's podium screaming "Today is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass!" Jaw droppingly he later claimed he was talking about a donkey.

 

[Rascal]

I suggest you need a moral check-up if the answer is anything other than “No, I wouldn’t”. Otherwise the ends justify the means, which is as totalitarian a worldview as one can have.

What if you overthrow an administration that is veering towards authoritarianism and the revolution is to change that and re-install democracy, or is this one of those times where your moral cowardice comes to the fore and you shrink and accept a totalitarian regime without question.

Or are you anti revolution because you associate it with big bad Socialism.

 

[Rascal]

Good luck getting that off the ground without the support of the bourgeoisie.

You and your bourgeoise associates will be imprisoned in the newly named Mcintyre Gulag and given political rehabilitation.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You and your bourgeoise associates will be imprisoned in the newly named Mcintyre Gulag and given political rehabilitation.

I’d be top dog in there within 48 hours, have the guards eating out of my hands within 72, be on first name terms with the Governor within a week and be pardoned by the worker’s proletariat committee inside a month, following which I’d get the prison renamed after Jim Davidson just to annoy you.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I’d be top dog in there within 48 hours, have the guards eating out of my hands within 72, be on first name terms with the Governor within a week and be pardoned by the worker’s proletariat committee inside a month, following which I’d get the prison renamed after Jim Davidson just to annoy you.

The Chalky Correctional Facility?

 

[Rascal]

I’d be top dog in there within 48 hours, have the guards eating out of my hands within 72, be on first name terms with the Governor within a week and be pardoned by the worker’s proletariat committee inside a month, following which I’d get the prison renamed after Jim Davidson just to annoy you.

Your hands will have been removed and until you can recite the whole of a braille version of Das Kapital word for word you will be locked in a cell with only a king size dildo and a pot of hot chili sauce for amusement.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Your hands will have been removed and until you can recite the whole of a braille version of Das Kapital word for word you will be locked in a cell with only a king size dildo and a pot of hot chili sauce for amusement.

I prefer super king size and extra hot.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The Chalky Correctional Facility?

The Nik Knick.

 

[Rascal]

I prefer super king size and extra hot.

I know this, that is why you will be denied it.

If you succeed in your political rehabilitation tasks and learn to sing the Internationale in the Tobol Irtysh dialect of the Siberian Tatars then you will be allowed to move up one size and add one extra hot chili to the mix.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I know this, that is why you will be denied it.

If you succeed in your political rehabilitation tasks and learn to sing the Internationale in the Tobol Irtysh dialect of the Siberian Tatars then you will be allowed to move up one size and add one extra hot chili to the mix.

Scotch bonnet or Habanero?