Valentines day

[bobmcfc]

Going up to a bloke whilst carrying a chain saw and saying "so are we dating or what?" never fails.

great, it's a plan. what could possible go wrong?
andyhinch, can you recommend me a chainsaw?

STIL are good.

A prezi for Girlbob, enjoy.

Oh wow, can't wait to lick my phone screen clean

 

[andyhinch]

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

I think this will do the trick.

 

[Churchill123]

The older I get, the more commercialised I see this has become.
We've said a card for each other, get that M&S meal deal, some wine and then fuck each others brains out. Those were Mrs P's actual words.

Can i come round too?

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

I think this will do the trick.[/quot

Inspired by Andy's sound advice about Aldi, I decided to have a walk up to our local Aldi, and grab a loaf of bread and have a mooch in the local charidee shops.

there's some proper bargains in there at the moment, especially the LED fisherman's cap - reduced to £2.99 - my Daughter got me one before Xmas and they were a fiver - you can't go wrong.

Anyway, an unfortunate thing transpired on the way home - the walk back is on the route to the local infants school, and it was home time, lots of Mums and kiddies, sun came out, very nice, until I felt the unmistakeable slipping of my boxers down my arse - bloody elastic had given up the ghost or something, so I ended up knowing what the youth of today feel like, and let me tell you it was draughty and wrong. Had to man up and waddle back home before re adjusting the offending bags :(

I'm still going to see if I can get some more mileage out of them 'tho.

 

[dazdon]

My missus just asked me what I am doing for her on valentines day and I told her i'll do the same for her as she does for me.

 

[bluegirl74]

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

I think this will do the trick.

don't know how to thnak you andyhinch. will you give me away when i marry sexy mark?

 

[andyhinch]

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

I think this will do the trick.

don't know how to thnak you andyhinch. will you give me away when i marry sexy mark?

Of cause I will, make Girlbob chief bridesmaid so I can have a quick grope after plying her with JB Honey ;)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Mine wants to take me somewhere I've never been, think I will end up in the kitchen.

 

[Bluebee2]

This is on the menu tomorrow, Fillet is in the fridge along with the Foie Gras, roll on tomorrow night !

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I18MFL8fsI[/youtube]

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Mrs D just reminded me to buy some flowers.

Didn't think she knew I had a mistress.






:-)