Valentines day

[DelToro]

You should of gone down to Aldi mate, they've got some socket sets at 1/2 price, I've treated her to a 32piece set including ratchet. I should be on for a good night.

Ooh top thinking Andy, I missed a trick there, especially as there is an Aldi on that retail park, right next to Jack Fultons!

I hope she's bought me some power tools or something, she never has before, but I live in hope :)

Edit: got my eye on a torque wrench from Aldi, hint hint any ladies out there feeling randy - and if not for me, for your man, I guarantee he will be so grateful he will give you a seeing to until your head falls off, no doubt.

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

Going up to a bloke whilst carrying a chain saw and saying "so are we dating or what?" never fails.

 

[bobmcfc]

Taking the Mrs to France and Belgium for the weekend. We've been before and loved it so were off again. Restaurant booked "ribsnbeer" for tomorrow evening , and arranged for the hotel to go into our room and put the roses I've bought for her onto the bed, with a vase on the side.

Pandora charm bought, and she has an early valentines present in January. She deserves it.

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob in disguise?

Are you girl bob in disguise?

And what's wrong with being GirlBob ?

 

[DelToro]

Taking the Mrs to France and Belgium for the weekend. We've been before and loved it so were off again. Restaurant booked "ribsnbeer" for tomorrow evening , and arranged for the hotel to go into our room and put the roses I've bought for her onto the bed, with a vase on the side.

Pandora charm bought, and she has an early valentines present in January. She deserves it.

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob in disguise?

Are you girl bob in disguise?

And what's wrong with being GirlBob ?

Nothing. I was just trying to establish TINY's credentials.

Are you TINY in disguise?

 

[andyhinch]

You should of gone down to Aldi mate, they've got some socket sets at 1/2 price, I've treated her to a 32piece set including ratchet. I should be on for a good night.

Ooh top thinking Andy, I missed a trick there, especially as there is an Aldi on that retail park, right next to Jack Fultons!

I hope she's bought me some power tools or something, she never has before, but I live in hope :)

Edit: got my eye on a torque wrench from Aldi, hint hint any ladies out there feeling randy - and if not for me, for your man, I guarantee he will be so grateful he will give you a seeing to until your head falls off, no doubt.

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

Works every time.

 

[bobmcfc]

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob

Are you girl bob in disguise?

Are you girl bob in disguise?

And what's wrong with being GirlBob ?

Nothing. I was just trying to establish TINY's credentials.

Are you TINY in disguise?

No lol

 

[bluegirl74]

Ooh top thinking Andy, I missed a trick there, especially as there is an Aldi on that retail park, right next to Jack Fultons!

I hope she's bought me some power tools or something, she never has before, but I live in hope :)

Edit: got my eye on a torque wrench from Aldi, hint hint any ladies out there feeling randy - and if not for me, for your man, I guarantee he will be so grateful he will give you a seeing to until your head falls off, no doubt.

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

Going up to a bloke whilst carrying a chain saw and saying "so are we dating or what?" never fails.

great, it's a plan. what could possible go wrong?
andyhinch, can you recommend me a chainsaw?

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

You should of gone down to Aldi mate, they've got some socket sets at 1/2 price, I've treated her to a 32piece set including ratchet. I should be on for a good night.

Ooh top thinking Andy, I missed a trick there, especially as there is an Aldi on that retail park, right next to Jack Fultons!

I hope she's bought me some power tools or something, she never has before, but I live in hope :)

Edit: got my eye on a torque wrench from Aldi, hint hint any ladies out there feeling randy - and if not for me, for your man, I guarantee he will be so grateful he will give you a seeing to until your head falls off, no doubt.

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

 

[bluegirl74]

Ooh top thinking Andy, I missed a trick there, especially as there is an Aldi on that retail park, right next to Jack Fultons!

I hope she's bought me some power tools or something, she never has before, but I live in hope :)

Edit: got my eye on a torque wrench from Aldi, hint hint any ladies out there feeling randy - and if not for me, for your man, I guarantee he will be so grateful he will give you a seeing to until your head falls off, no doubt.

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

 

[andyhinch]

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

Going up to a bloke whilst carrying a chain saw and saying "so are we dating or what?" never fails.

great, it's a plan. what could possible go wrong?
andyhinch, can you recommend me a chainsaw?

STIL are good.

A prezi for Girlbob, enjoy.

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

does the power tool gift have the same effect even if you are not already in a relationship?
only there's this bloke at work i have my eye on and i'm wondering whether this would be a good way to get his attention.

it's nailed on.

think about it, whenever you've tried to talk to a bloke about shopping, shoes, pelmets, does you bum look big in this, do his eyes not glaze over, and he takes on the body language of a startled roebuck deer, desperate to leg it off to his shed?

Now when his mate comes round to borrow his router, does he not run to the door with a content grin on his boat race?

this information is not to be shared willy-nilly mind you, it gives the user of this knowledge ultimate power over the male sex, and is not to be abused.

you're a star! it's only a matter of time before i announce my engagement to sexy mark from work!

Just keep topping up his collection on every birthday/anniversary/xmas/easter egg day etc.. and you'll have a keeper :)