Valentines day

[andyhinch]

Well nearly home time, looking forward to having a glass of wine or 3 tonight :)

Ive had an educational day thanks to Bluemoon - I've learnt about World debt and that men don't really like valentines day unless anal sex or a blow job is on offer. Every day is a school day!

You forgot pre-sex cocktails Boots, getting pissed and underperforming in bed latter is a pre-requisite for real men:)

 

[toby]

 

[johnny on the spot]

Pizza and obscene sex.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Pizza and obscene sex.

Make sure you get the dips! ;)

 

[Ban-jani]

Thought I was going to be miserable because of my ex but I thought "fuck it" & asked out a nice girl in the office I've always fancied, we're going out next Saturday :-)

& my team hit all their targets, & I've just found out I'm off tomorrow, & Utd are Fucking shit.

:-)

 

[BlueBearBoots]

<br /><br />-- Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:41 pm --<br /><br />

Thought I was going to be miserable because of my ex but I thought "fuck it" & asked out a nice girl in the office I've always fancied, we're going out next Saturday :-)

& my team hit all their targets, & I've just found out I'm off tomorrow, & Utd are Fucking shit.

:-)

Good for you!! :)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Thought I was going to be miserable because of my ex but I thought "fuck it" & asked out a nice girl in the office I've always fancied, we're going out next Saturday :-)

& my team hit all their targets, & I've just found out I'm off tomorrow, & Utd are Fucking shit.

:-)

1) She has herpes.
2) They will just set you even more unattainable targets.
3) You will get called in when some **** phones in sick.
4) We knew that already.

NF - ruining the optimistic vibe since 2008.

 

[sky tot]

I got a bottle of Duvel & Old Tom and block of Fruit & Nut .. Now that takes some beating !

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Thought I was going to be miserable because of my ex but I thought "fuck it" & asked out a nice girl in the office I've always fancied, we're going out next Saturday :-)

& my team hit all their targets, & I've just found out I'm off tomorrow, & Utd are Fucking shit.

:-)

1) She has herpes.
2) They will just set you even more unattainable targets.
3) You will get called in when some **** phones in sick.
4) We knew that already.

NF - ruining the optimistic vibe since 2008.

Are you romancing your mrs tonight NF?

 

[HolisticJim]

Valentines day is fookin shit.
All I want is a blow job, not some shite tesco card and a teddy bear.
I'm fookin 37 not 12.