Wayne Rooney (Merged)

[vamps]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

I'm ITK and AFC Ajax have made a offer for Rooney, he's probably moving in the january transfer window. The deal includes housing in the red light district and the prostitutes have been notified to invoice the club, also part of his wage will be paid in poker chips and specially made extra small condoms.

 

[There is a Light]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

Rooney is a shameless scrote, it's not hard to believe that he's an Everton fan. Money changes nothing as far as his morals are concerned.

Imagine when his son is a bit older and he asks why he split from his mummy and left the family home. "Because I couldn't keep it in my pants and paid for a brass when she was heavily pregnant with you son." How proud that must make Rooney feel.

It is our duty to give him hell about this come 10th November.

 

[IrishMacca]

Oh FFS. why do people care. Frankly it's none of our business and I really couldn't give a shite. Why should we care about their personal lives, be it rumours or not, and why the media thinks we care about it, surely they've something better to write.

Clue: We are City fans. Rooney plays for our most hated enemy. Don't understand how this concept is so difficult to grasp.

So you've nothing better in your life to do than be interested in a football players personal life. How sad for you.
I couldn't care less who he plays for, and that goes for any other player, I've no interest in what they do in their personal life, again, surely they should have something better to write about and surely ye have better things to do with your time than read about what Rooney does or doesn't do in his personal life. It's irrelevant of who he plays for, judge him on the pitch, what he does there instead of journos filling papers. I mean anything outside of that is a sad reflection of what entertains people.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

And all City players are angels and have never been unfaithful to their wives?

 

[Tomster001]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

bit off topic but can someone tell me how i can start a new topic?

cheers

 

[Ragnarok]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

bit off topic but can someone tell me how i can start a new topic?

cheers

You cant , until you have 100 posts.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Clue: We are City fans. Rooney plays for our most hated enemy. Don't understand how this concept is so difficult to grasp.

So you've nothing better in your life to do than be interested in a football players personal life. How sad for you.
I couldn't care less who he plays for, and that goes for any other player, I've no interest in what they do in their personal life, again, surely they should have something better to write about and surely ye have better things to do with your time than read abuot what rooney does or doesn't do in his personal life. It's irrelevant of who he plays for, judge him on the pitch, what he does there instead of journos filling papers. I mean anything outside of that is a sad reflection of what entertains people.

These prozzy stories will and have been affecting his performances on the pitch.

 

[allan harper]

Re: Rooney Ends Prostitute Drought

Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's theme party for his Man U players.Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to cum in an Escort

 

[IrishMacca]

So you've nothing better in your life to do than be interested in a football players personal life. How sad for you.
I couldn't care less who he plays for, and that goes for any other player, I've no interest in what they do in their personal life, again, surely they should have something better to write about and surely ye have better things to do with your time than read abuot what rooney does or doesn't do in his personal life. It's irrelevant of who he plays for, judge him on the pitch, what he does there instead of journos filling papers. I mean anything outside of that is a sad reflection of what entertains people.

These prozzy stories will and have been affecting his performances on the pitch.

The rumours have only broken now though.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

These prozzy stories will and have been affecting his performances on the pitch.

The rumours have only broken now though.

...and they will probably affect his game