Ways of winding United fans up

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Living in Manchester, I don't know any rags. However, should I ever meet one, I'll ignore it....

 

[BTH]

Ask them where they're from or where they sit in the ground. Either one will normally suffice...

 

[allineedisjo]

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[MCFC-2011]

I just say 6-1. works every time,

Still sounds lovely , but we can't live by this for the rest of our blue lives matey :)

We can! "It was the biggest defeat suffered by United against City at Old Trafford since the 0–5 loss in 1955. It was also the first time since 1926 that City had scored six at Old Trafford, when the score that day also finished 1–6, whereas United have never scored six against City in any league or major cup game."

Well played

 

[Bluemanc1968]

just tell them the CITY is Ours!!!!!!!!

 

[Daveth]

Why always me?

 

[City Square]

I have a 'mate' who always texts me when they have won a TV game, despite never going to The Swamp himself. I have stopped replying in words, I just send this picture message to him every time. Winds him up a treat but surprise surprise not enough to actually go to a game!

 

[Truefaith98]

Say nothing, just smile and wait for that crack in their voice before they start to cry like a lkkle girl and throw a tempur tantrum! Its always worked for me even when we were shit and they got beat by another team!
The best revenge for all their gloating and glory hunting bile is just to keep on smiling, so when we win the league just give the sad twats a big fucking grin !!

 

[whp.blue]

Ask them where they're from or where they sit in the ground. Either one will normally suffice...

as usuall Noel consice and to the point !

I just normally say "sorry what did you say? struggling a bit there mate with your accent"

 

[Bob Hope]

win the league first then i will walk into work with my city shirt on with a big grin on my face . think that will piss them off big time