Anyone with less than a 100% attendance record over the last 20 years isn't fit to be called a blue.
Having a life outside of City. Not having a huge disposable income. These, my friends, are traits of a loser.
I think we should get counting tickets for Everton right now, really love those exciting threads. One minute there's 500 tickets left, then it's up to 3000, then it's back down to a 1000, nobody realises they can't understand or operate the online ticket thing and somewhere towards the 55th page, in which some little 15yr old arsehole is telling fathers of 4 how to raise their kids and attend football, I die a little bit inside.