Middlesbrough away mid to late eighties not sure of exact dates, gone up on the infamous Yelloways coach that consisted of Middleton, Langley, Oldham, Rochdale blues, this trip everyone had plenty of beer on the coach as usual and we’d got up there in good time so had a good drink in one of the pubs, kicked off in there police came and marched us to the ground where it went off again, hot dog seller going berserk with a big knife he used for cutting the rolls, can’t remember the score. As we all got back to the coach and set off the driver said it’s my last job working for these do you want a pub crawl home, well a big cheer of agreement went up, apart from one bloke who said he had to get back for a wedding reception, it got put to the vote, wedding or pub crawl, well the first stop was on the A1 got in the pub asked the driver if he wanted to chance a shandy, no I’ll have a pint of lager he said, 3 pints later back on the coach, next stop just outside Leeds, just the two in here says the driver, someone asked him if he was pushed for time, no not keen on the beer in here, so he knocks back two double whiskeys, with his pint, next stop near Huddersfield get back on the coach here and we’re all arseholed, driver as well, back roads till we get home now, he says, last stop near Rochdale, all I remember getting back on the coach and he’s reversing it across the car park, right through a dry stone wall of someone’s garden, puts his foot down flys out the car park towards Rochdale, we’re the last drop in Oldham at the old Yelloways depot at mumps, turns into the yard and waiting is a police car and a van along with the Yelloways manager. As we’re getting off someone said you’re f*#ked now mate, and he just turns round it’s been a bloody great trip, always said I wanted to go on the lash with you lot. I passed him his whip round and said hope it covers part of the fine.
Some absolute mad trips on Yelloways back then and lads that still never miss a game to this day.