Weirdly satisfying things ...

[Mike Cledford]

I love dropping them in busy supermarket Isles

So its you! I always get the blame for that - nothing said just "the look'.

I dont help myself by sniggering even when innocent.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Rubbing the bare souls of my feet on a brick wall when I was a kid. Don't do it so much nowadays, not many new builds round here.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Wanking with the wrong hand.

Not if you're Abu Hamza.



Edit: On second thoughts ......

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Scraping ice off my car windscreen (but only after 7am in the morning UK time).

 

[hammocity]

Breaking the seal on a new coffee jar

A dry shit

A shave after a few days growth, that nice smooth chin with no lingering stubble

 

[snorky]

Quite the athlete in the bedroom by the sounds of it. You must be quick pulling out and running round to the other end of the bed?

He chops her head off first.

 

[Big Swifty]

Farting in an elevator is so wrong on several levels......

 

[BimboBob]

or wanking when you've slept on your hand and it 'falls asleep'. feels like someone else is doing it.

A posh wank.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

He chops her head off first.

I did wonder if it was normal for the deceased to be buried wearing their glasses.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Walking past a curry house like a Bisto kid.
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