Look, this is not the kind of place to be philosophical, but I'm going to be, briefly, and perhaps I'll get pelters, but I truly don't care.
At the start of the season, with the team being rebuilt, if you'd said to me “Second at the end of the season”, I would have taken it in a heartbeat. If you'd added to it being in both domestic cups in March, with the possibility of winning one, I'd have said you were dreaming. Yes, we may not end up second — although I'd be truly astonished — we may lose next weekend — I won't be astonished, but I'll be surprised, in fact — and we may go no further than the next round of the F.A. Cup.
You notice I'm leaving the CL out of the equation entirely. Barring the kind of performance that we've never turned in at any stage this season — we're out.
This is not happy clapping, just being soberly realistic. I think we've got the makings of a good team, maybe a very good one, next season. Whoever's in charge. It's young, and there's a lot of skill there.
Tonight, we played against a team who played exactly the way 80% of teams have played against us for the past three years, at least. Let me say this very clearly, and let's have it right once and for all — we're not the boring ones. It's all the other fuckers, who play low block, even at their own stadium, eleven men in the box, four or five of them on the line, for most of the match. Some of the time, it works, and everyone's frustrated. Arsenal would probably have won that game tonight, because with fifteen corners, they would have bullied at least one of them into the net. That is something they know how to do much better than us.
By the way, if anyone imagines Arsenal will play any other way to all those others when they come to the Etihad — I'll have some of the strong stuff you're having.
And to the Liverpool team in the Klopp years, I will give them this: they were one of the very rare teams that did not play that way against us, but went gung-ho, toe to toe, played hundred-miles-an-hour football. Sometimes it worked for them, sometimes for us. (We know who won more titles, no need to linger on that). It was bloody good football, for both sets of fans, and for the neutral, and we haven't honestly seen anything vaguely like it this season from anyone whatsoever.
Poor week for us? Unquestionably. Poor season? Could have been better. Could have been much, much worse.