Other fans would bloody love this thread! Still, quite cathartic, so here I go:
We do have empty seats even when we're sold out. I don't know how that happens, but other clubs seem to have found an answer to it, so why can't we?
Blue Moon being a funerial dirge, especially given that we only sing the one bit of it over again until it peters out, doesn't seem to be that unpopular an opinion, but I'll state it again.
Away fans always have loads of songs. Somehow at the Etihad we sing the same ones again and again. Another club quite close to Manchester seems to do a lot better in this regard.
Alex Ferguson was the greatest manager in football history.
People deliberately/accidentally misspelling UEFA and EUFA tells me a lot about where it's coming from.
If we don't win, I do give a fuck, regardless of whether or not I'm all pissed up.
Singing songs about United when we're not playing them makes us look small/bitter. On a similar vein, it always made me sad that of the three most popular songs about Aguero, two of them were basically taking the piss out of United and the other was just singing his first name a lot. He deserved a lot more.
I'd rather win the Champions League than another 3 Premier Leagues.
And breathe....