What "Classic" songs do you hate with a passion?

[bavarian blue]

It's raining men .

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Am a massive fan of both David Bowie and Elvis Costello.
They both write clever lyrics with sharp, musical accompaniment.
But on the following 2 songs I feel they have been lazy and gone for the easy, commercial "pop" option :-

David Bowie : Ashes to Ashes
Elvis Costello : Oliver's Army

 

[mancityscot]

This pish.

 

[the blue panther]

Swing Low Sweet Chariot, as sung by posh rugby type Engerland supporting cunts.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Haha rubbish it's great and it's ours now. Anyway Beatles wern't interested in football. I like hearing City fans sing it.

Feliz Navidad drives me crazy, they say Feliz Navidad about 300 fucking times !
Also the backing sounds like a cheap Casio keyboard, horrible, thang god it's only sang from November onwards.

Also The Rivers Of Babylon by Boney M is shite.

I have honestly never heard that song in my life, or at least it’s never registered. I’m pretty sure it’s never been a “classic”.

Deffo shite though.

 

[Blue Steel]

Hey Jude.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off. Sick of it at the Etihad. Shite scouse jingle.

The only correct answer to this thread. I’ve had an irrational hatred of this song for my entire life. Not keen on anything the Beatles ever did.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The only correct answer to this thread. I’ve had an irrational hatred of this song for my entire life. Not keen on anything the Beatles ever did.

I like their drugged up droney psychedelic stuff but the Beatles singalong happy pop stuff can get in the bin.

At the ground they should just play the proper version of Pounding by Doves instead. Not that shit mashup ‘Right here right now’ version.

 

[BLUEYESTU]

Imagine by John Lennon - singing about no possessions while playing piano in the biggest living room in Christendom! Oh and Yoko had a separate apartment in New York just for her fur coats.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Agadoo.....

 

[Bill Walker]

Lets Dance by Bowie.

Can't stand that one.