What if...? - The Questions Nobody Asked

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What if Paolo Di Canio never pushed Paul Alcock?
What if Sir Dave Richards (W*nker) didn't abandon the club to become chairman of the Premier League?
What if Milan Mandaric sold us to Thai business people like King Power instead of a this Thai Tyrekicker?
What if the board had backed Harry Catterick instead of letting him join Everton and building a championship winning team?
What if the board had backed Howard Wilkinson instead of letting him join Leeds United and build a championship winning team?
What if I didn't support Sheffield Wednesday? :)

What if none of the days of the week were called Wednesday?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What if trains hadn't been invented, so there would not have been a locomotive depot at Newton Hearh?

 

[jamesha]

Lots of good "What if?'s" - not much back yet from the OP.

 

[Magicpole]

What if, instead of one poxy number at the last Euro Millions, I got them all?

Wouidnt be talking to you cunts. My Mrs asked before the draw, what we would do about all the begging letters. I told her to keep sending them.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Lots of good "What if?'s" - not much back yet from the OP.

Yeah there’s a lot of good suggestions, wasn’t expecting so many - not really sure where to start! Will be picking a few out to take a look at over the weekend. Good (and bad) content takes a bit of work!

I presume the fact there's only a 43% probably from virtually on the goaline is affectionately referred to by statisticians as the 'Raz Effect'.

Edit: FFS I meant to respond to the OP (thereby proving @mexico1970 's point above!!).

A mix of Raz and also point blank blasting at the goalkeeper, players under pressure etc. rare that you’re completely unmarked and unhindered that close to the goal!

 

[Vienna_70]

What if City had sided with Manchester Central, and allowed the rags to go to the wall?

 

[jamesha]

What if I had not been so hungover on 23 September 1989 and had made more effort to get the chant "Are you Huddersfield in disguise?" going on the Kippax? A few blues near me heard me croak it out and laughed and I am sure it could have been taken up by the entire stadium with a bit more effort.

Result - Ferguson is sacked due to the humiliation so no 90's rag dominance.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

What if we'd never let the Rags play at Maine Rd after the war

.....or use Maine Rd and our massive floodlights in the 50s.

Ungrateful, selfish, self-serving bastards.

Never Forget !!

 

[Elbow beards]

What if you could kill Hitler saving the life of 40 million people but in doing so Man City ceased to exist...

 

[West Yorks Owl]

Is the answer you would still be shit? (sorry couldnt resist) :-)

Not to the last one as it wouldn't matter ;)