What if...? - The Questions Nobody Asked

[West Yorks Owl]

What if none of the days of the week were called Wednesday?

Then the butchers would have had their day off on a Thursday.

The Thursday Cricket Club would have then formed a football team in 1867 for winter training

Viva Sheffield Thursday

:)

 

[Tarnats left peg]

What if no VAR decisions were looked at or overturned including offsides.

 

[Vienna_70]

What if no VAR decisions were looked at or overturned including offsides.

Then, it would be a waste of time having it.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

How about if Labour suddenly introduced a law that all sports teams must be of mixed genders with at least five women on the pitch at any time. How would City line up and who would win the league based upon current squads?

Actual born female women or people who identify as a woman??

 

[mexico1970]

Actual born female women or people who identify as a woman??

All men can be women, even the ones who quite obviously aren't.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

All men can be women, even the ones who quite obviously aren't.

As long as it doesn't become compulsory!! I don't look good in lace!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What if, instead of one poxy number at the last Euro Millions, I got them all?

Wouidnt be talking to you cunts. My Mrs asked before the draw, what we would do about all the begging letters. I told her to keep sending them.

So if we all have a whip round, how much do we have to crowd fund for you to fuck off ;)

 

[Magicpole]

So if we all have a whip round, how much do we have to crowd fund for you to fuck off ;)

Circa £25k plus add ons.

 

[Damocles]

What if every booking was a red card? What results would change?

 

[BrianW]

What if every football club had to clear its debts by 31 December 2025? Owner investment or profit as preferred.