What if...? - The Questions Nobody Asked

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What if The Smiths albums were played in their entirety (one each home game) prior to kick off.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Why Alty Taylor can book 14 players last Saturday but let's teams kick the fuck out of us.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

What if the ball wasn't round?

 

[deegee33]

FFS mate most of the people on here type with their foreheads and you expect them to understand that post?

;-)

I prefer to use my nose. Far less misspelling than when I used my forehead. Check it out.

 

[deegee33]

What if the rags stopped turning corners ?

 

[Barcon]

What would a chair look like if our knees bent the opposite way?

 

[Vienna_70]

What if football meant more to City fans?

What if Aguero had gone down and Balotelli missed the penalty?

Now, you’re being silly.

 

[Vienna_70]

What if The Smiths albums were played in their entirety (one each home game) prior to kick off.

There wouldn’t be anyone in the stadium at kick-off.

 

[dickie davies]

What would happen if co commentators didn't talk bollocks?

What would happen if VAR was implemented correctly?

 

[Sir peace frog]

FFS mate most of the people on here type with their foreheads and you expect them to understand that post?

;-)

Haha

 

[Really_here]

How long would the average game last if the clock was stopped whenever the ball wasn't in play?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

How long would the averafe gane last if the clock was stopped whenever the ball wasn't in play?

Dont talk with your mouth full,
or, Have you just been to the dentist?

 

[Really_here]

Dont talk with your mouth full,
or, Have you just been to the dentist?

hehe - not really awake yet! edited

 

[Stephen230]

What if goals scored from outside the area were worth 2?

Read an interesting stat the other day. That since Guardiola came to England, goals in the Premier League scored from outside the penalty area have dropped by very nearly 50%.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Now, you’re being silly.

What if the game had been rained off in Vienna?

What would your username have been?

 

[threespires]

Now, you’re being silly.

Is the correct answer. Whatever else was going on in that lads brain, the bit that allowed him to treat a spot kick like a kick around in the park was very handy!

 

[threespires]

FFS mate most of the people on here type with their foreheads and you expect them to understand that post?

;-)

I presume the fact there's only a 43% probably from virtually on the goaline is affectionately referred to by statisticians as the 'Raz Effect'.

Edit: FFS I meant to respond to the OP (thereby proving @mexico1970 's point above!!).

 

[bluefrom78]

Still think this was the best response to that tweet


On topic though.
What if there were no corner kicks, it was always a throw in where the ball went off the pitch
What if players could take free kicks to themselves, like the "self-pass" rule in field hockey?

 

[Vienna_70]

What if the game had been rained off in Vienna?

What would your username have been?

That’s a very good question, and one I, fortunately, don’t have to answer, because it did go ahead.

And we won, therefore becoming the first English club to win a European and domestic trophy.

But the English sports media don’t like to talk about it.

 

[Gazza]

That’s a very good question, and one I, fortunately, don’t have to answer, because it did go ahead.

And we won, therefore becoming the first English club to win a European and domestic trophy.

But the English sports media don’t like to talk about it.

Didn't happen - football begins and ends with the history clubs.